400-pound woman caught shoplifting when motorized cart gets stuck

[ed21x]

Just another reason for the rest of the world to laugh at Americans.

Now we are so fat we can not even walk out of store, but instead, we have to use a motorized scooter.

don't judge a species by it's worst specimen!

 

[kranky]

well I guess she's not a flight risk

She wouldn't even be a crawl risk!

 

[thegimp03]

"A little extra weight"

What did she do, eat 3 other women?

 

[highland145]

"A little extra weight"

What did she do, eat 3 other women?

Well, she is a lesbian.

 

[CPA]

LOL! fat vs taser..... I wonder who won.

ftfy

 

[MotF Bane]

Just another reason for the rest of the world to laugh at Americans.

Now we are so fat we can not even walk out of store, but instead, we have to use a motorized scooter.

And she's so fat the scooter wasn't enough. Now she'll sue the scooter company.

 

[NFS4]

 

[spidey07]

<snip>

That's a whole lotta breast meat right there.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Threads like this make me yearn for TheFlyingPig's wise commentary.

 

[Texashiker]

And she's so fat the scooter wasn't enough. Now she'll sue the scooter company.

Next, the stores will have to install loading docks or extra wide doors for fat people.

Too fat to scoot through the front doors? No problem with our new extra wide fat people doors. Their so wide you can drive your delivery truck through them.

 

[SearchMaster]

That should be a game show, how many ipods can you hide under rolls of fat.

I knew a kid in HS (25+ years ago) who would shoplift Sony Walkman's this way. I think the most he ever got at one time was 4.

 

[qliveur]

Threads like this make me yearn for TheFlyingPig's wise commentary.

Me, too. 🙁

 

[RPD]

She has to be wider then she is tall.

 

[ShawnD1]

LOL WNBA, and she is a lesbo?

Does it matter?

Gay women have the same standards as straight men - no fat chicks

 

[Kadarin]

*shudder*

 

[NFS4]

That's a whole lotta breast meat right there.

[Usher] Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow [/Usher]

 

[Lifted]

For the love of God stop clicking!

 

[NFS4]

For the love of God stop clicking!

Post of the day!!!!! :biggrin::twisted:

 

[PopCulture]

Ultimate fail. Fail of the year. Lol.

 

[Homerboy]

This thread would be nothing without the additional ATOT research and/or pics.

 

[bhanson]

Jan 07
Got a new warrent for my arrest! Got to watch my back whereever I go!

I don't know what's worse, the fact that she has had multiple incidents with the law for no apparent reason, or that it's posted blatantly on the Internet.

 

[D1gger]

For the love of God stop clicking!

You sir have won the internet!

Now if only I can get the coffee off my keyboard that I spit when I read your post.

 

[NFS4]

but she “cursed at the deputy, balled her right hand into a fist and took a fighting stance,” according to a press release from the Sheriff’s Office.

 

[sdifox]

For the love of God stop clicking!

fixed it for you :awe:

 

[dualsmp]

The courts are sometimes very lenient towards someone this big. The prisons don't want to have to deal with someone this size and health problems that usually go along with it.