40-Year-Old Virgin Actor: I Stabbed Girlfriend 20 Times by Mistake

[NFS4]

‎"Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by." :biggrin:

The 40-Year-Old Virgin actor Shelley Malil testified Thursday he stabbed his girlfriend 20 times when he wrongly thought that she was somebody else going after him in the dark.

"I'm sorry," Malil, 45, said in a Vista, Calif., courtroom. "I had no idea. I saw the pictures (of her wounds) for the first time, I was stunned. When I look at those pictures, I still can't believe the knife I was holding was responsible for all those injuries."


Taking the stand in his own defense, the actor insisted he never intended to kill or hurt Kendra Beebe, 38, at her San Diego County house one night in August 2008. But then "chaos" broke out, some of which he says he still can't remember clearly.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20420401,00.html

 

[her209]

He stabbed her 20 times in the dark with his penis.

 

[rasczak]

ummm, yea.

 

[OCGuy]

Great movie.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I've been to the traffic court there...it's not far from where I live.

 

[manlymatt83]

meh...

 

[overst33r]

"What are we? Al quaeda?"

 

[Balt]

I still can't believe the knife I was holding was responsible for all those injuries

Nice subtle way of shifting blame there. :hmm:


 

[SunnyD]

Nice subtle way of shifting blame there. :hmm:


Yes, the knife did it. I was just an unwilling participant.

 

[Gibson486]

you would think you would know who it was after the third stab....

 

[mizzou]

Criminally, he may be ok.

Civily, he about to get his butt raped

 

[Newbian]

40 years for him means something else completely.

 

[KK]

I thought california had a knife ban?

 

[DesiPower]

honor killing?

 

[Lifted]

You know how I know you're gay?

You needed a knife to kill your girlfriend.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Love Hurts

 

[polarmystery]

OP's avatar is perfect for story.

 

[Lifted]

OP's avatar is perfect for story.

What did Bill Cosby ever do to anyone?

 

[hiromizu]

Now imagine if he had a GUN. *GASP* It could have been 20 BULLETS flying around and potentially KILLING other people. Just kidding of course as guns are perfectly safe and shouldn't be banned at all. Btw, is that article a joke?

 

[Scouzer]

so.. the article isn't really clear if she died or not. if she didnt die after being stabbed 20 times, the guy really sucks ass at self defence

 

[manlymatt83]

so.. the article isn't really clear if she died or not. if she didnt die after being stabbed 20 times, the guy really sucks ass at self defence

Malil, who played one of Steve Carell's electronics store coworkers in the movie, pleaded not guilty to charges of premeditated attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon and residential burglary. He could get 21 years to life in prison if convicted. Beebe survived the attack and testified against him

see bold

 

[dabuddha]

Shouldn't that read ex-girlfriend now?

 

[moshquerade]

What did Bill Cosby ever do to anyone?

:awe:

 

[Train]

Topic title is misleading, made me think:

"He's a 40 year old, has a girlfriend, and that bitch ain't puttin out? He's still a virgin? Hoe deserved what she got!"

 

[coldmeat]

you would think you would know who it was after the third stab....

IME it's not until the 4th or 5th.