40 Ways Men Fail in Bed

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Chiboy
41) I'm Asian. Fail, Asian, & Bed... Do the math.

??????

 

[Iron Woode]

40) THANKING HER. Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

I thanked my GFs all the time. Not so much for the sex, but for the way she made me feel. A compliment for great sex is always accepted by a woman.

A new one should be:

41) Not Cuddling after sex. women love to held and cuddled after making love.

 

[PoPPeR]

Originally posted by: Chiboy
41) I'm Asian. Fail, Asian, & Bed... Do the math.

someone get this thug a trophy!

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR

Originally posted by: Chiboy
41) I'm Asian. Fail, Asian, & Bed... Do the math.

someone get this thug a trophy!

How about a cookie? Or some BUFU Jeans?

 

[mcveigh]

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.


very true... sometimes you may not be able to talk propewrly for several hours but it's worth it

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: mcveigh
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.


very true... sometimes you may not be able to talk propewrly for several hours but it's worth it

might not be able to type either

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: mcveigh
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.


very true... sometimes you may not be able to talk propewrly for several hours but it's worth it

That has never happened to me:

I am a cunning linguist!

 

[BD231]

Advice for passsionless pigs who don't know what they're doing.

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
41.Lose the LOTR sheet and comforter set.

Nevar.

 

commies.

 

[Carbo]

This is a riot! Virgins advising virgins on how to please a woman that isn't vinyl.

 

Originally posted by: Carbo
This is a riot! Virgins advising virgins on how to please a woman that isn't vinyl.

I find it funny how everyone makes comments like that.

So if the majority of the forum is virgin, how can the majority of people make comments like that?

 

[DaWhim]

Originally posted by: Carbo
This is a riot! Virgins advising virgins on how to please a woman that isn't vinyl.

I already said that it is for educational purposes...

 

[cherrytwist]

So I showed my wife this thread (chatting)....

me #3
me guilty
me #9
wife #9
me guilty
wife lol
me
wife 29
me I never pretend
me
me #21
wife I wasn't gonna say anything
me who does #13?
me I mean, really
wife it happens
me not on my watch
wife tee hee

(posted with my wife's permission )

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: Carbo
This is a riot! Virgins advising virgins on how to please a woman that isn't vinyl.

I find it funny how everyone makes comments like that.

So if the majority of the forum is virgin, how can the majority of people make comments like that?

Cause its the cool hip thing to do.

 

[theNEOone]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: pulse8
4, 5, 34 and 37 aren't necessarily true.

She may enjoy IDB but she doesn't have a prostate.

girls enjoy IDB?!?! :Q
this certainly is news to me

well it isn't so much that's it's physically pleasurable. to some girls, anal is "dirty" and it turns them on to think that they're doing something that's so "wrong".


=|

 

[abracadabra1]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: mcveigh
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.


very true... sometimes you may not be able to talk propewrly for several hours but it's worth it

That has never happened to me:

I am a cunning linguist!

haha....me likes :beer:

 

[FungusFeet]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: mcveigh
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.


very true... sometimes you may not be able to talk propewrly for several hours but it's worth it

That has never happened to me:

I am a cunning linguist!

Ok Mr. Iron Wood...

 

[Deleted member 4644]

I take offense to the loney mag editor line...

EDITORS ARE PEOPLE TOO!

 

[ohtwell]

I like 40!


: ) Amanda

 

[Mustangrrl]

Originally posted by: Linux23
was this written by a woman?:Q

A woman would be a better judge of this stuff than a man, right? It's in a man's best interest to be the type of lover their partner wants, not the type their buddies think they should be.

 

[BladeWalker]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
I like 40!


: ) Amanda

I been guilty of doing that. What are you suppose to say after sex?

 

[RagingBITCH]

Best post ever!