37+23 /=60

[MichaelD]

No pics. Don't ask. Like you guys; don't TRUST you guys.

Short version:

Met woman; 23, two young kids. Has own job, own car, own money. Dandy.
Me: 37, yadda, yadda, you know my story already.

Been dating a few weeks now. Physical aspect of relationship is fantastic. No complaints at all...she doesn't have any either b/c every time I see her, I get molested, repeatedly. I like it. :heart:

But the COMMUNICATION is killing me. More like, lack of, thereof.

Me: I really like you, Marsha...I feel like we're really digging on each other and getting into each other!

Her: What? Why are you digging...in what? What are you talking about?

Me: Well, I'm trying to say that you're really neat and I'm happy to be with you.

Her: "Neat?" LOL!!! That's so cute and geeky! I like you, too!

Me: *sigh* So...what are you doing tomorrow night? Got any major plans to hit the town?

Her: Hit what? Who? I am not hitting anything! I am going out with Cindy though...just for a little while.

Me: OK...be careful pretty girl..lots of wolves out there!!!!

Her: We're not going near animals, we're going to Applebees for a drink, dummy!





Sex...so good. Girl...so pretty....her brain...so small....me....no win.

 

[Crusty]

her = stupid

 

[Eli]

LOL

 

[Slappy00]

sounds like a lot of MBA's I know... have fun hide the sharp things

 

[mzkhadir]

I would think that a 23yr old would have some common sense unless she has been raising her kids and doesn't get out much

 

[shortspanishguy]

lol... just bang her. Get intellectual stimulation elsewhere. Hold on, dont you get enough here?

 

[swtethan]

congrats, caught a stupid one

 

[sswingle]

Like em blond, eh?

 

[DaWhim]

ROFL. just dump her and move on

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: mzkhadir
I would think that a 23yr old would have some common sense unless she has been raising her kids and doesn't get out much

That is a big part of the problem. She's been raising kids for the past 3 years and DOESN'T get out much. But still...she has internet...I can't believe she's so unhip on the lingo.

It's not like she's a "MTV girl" or somehting....she's actually pretty old fashioned.

 

[mzkhadir]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: mzkhadir
I would think that a 23yr old would have some common sense unless she has been raising her kids and doesn't get out much

That is a big part of the problem. She's been raising kids for the past 3 years and DOESN'T get out much. But still...she has internet...I can't believe she's so unhip on the lingo.

It's not like she's a "MTV girl" or somehting....she's actually pretty old fashioned.

Why not show her this ?
Lingo

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: mzkhadir
I would think that a 23yr old would have some common sense unless she has been raising her kids and doesn't get out much

That is a big part of the problem. She's been raising kids for the past 3 years and DOESN'T get out much. But still...she has internet...I can't believe she's so unhip on the lingo.

It's not like she's a "MTV girl" or somehting....she's actually pretty old fashioned.

Pretty much everything you said to her is old-fashioned at this point. It's all stuff from the 60s and 70s.

 

[MichaelD]

She actually COOKS though. This is a rarity these days. She knows how to make with the pots and pans. She's made dinner twice and I didn't get sick either time...a good sign.

 

[mzkhadir]

Having two kids at a young age will do that to somebody.

 

[Kadarin]

So maybe you just stumbled on a no-strings-attached physical relationship..

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: mzkhadir

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: mzkhadir
I would think that a 23yr old would have some common sense unless she has been raising her kids and doesn't get out much

That is a big part of the problem. She's been raising kids for the past 3 years and DOESN'T get out much. But still...she has internet...I can't believe she's so unhip on the lingo.

It's not like she's a "MTV girl" or somehting....she's actually pretty old fashioned.

Why not show her this ?
Lingo

Good idea, but I don't speak that way. I say "Teh Intarwebz!" from time to time...just b/c I think it's funny. She's not a geek. She thinks My Computer literally means MY computer at my house. :roll:

 

[sonz70]

wow.... I thought you only saw these girls in the movies.... *sticks to the chicks at this university*

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
She actually COOKS though. This is a rarity these days. She knows how to make with the pots and pans. She's made dinner twice and I didn't get sick either time...a good sign.

She can COOK!!! Dude I don't care how ditzy she is, keep her. You have a rare one.
I only WISH I could get my GF to cook.

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Me: OK...be careful pretty girl..lots of wolves out there!!!!

Did you actually say this? I can just imagine some swing type musical, with you wagging your finger:

:music: Careful pretty girl, night time in town, gonna be alotta big bad wolves around... :music:

 

[swtethan]

i dont know what the big deal is about cooking, i love cooking my girl dinner.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Me: OK...be careful pretty girl..lots of wolves out there!!!!

Did you actually say this? I can just imagine some swing type musical, with you wagging your finger:

:music: Careful pretty girl, night time in town, gonna be alotta big bad wolves around... :music:

LOL! Now YOU reminded me of that song "Little Red Riding Hood."

:music: Hey there little Red Riding Hood
You sure are looking good
You're everything, a big, bad wolf could want...
HOWWWLLLL!!!!! :music:

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: swtethan
i dont know what the big deal is about cooking, i love cooking my girl dinner.

I love cooking dinner and not letting anybody have any. In fact, why is this the best thread in OT tonight? Dashgam and hockwally!

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
She actually COOKS though. This is a rarity these days. She knows how to make with the pots and pans. She's made dinner twice and I didn't get sick either time...a good sign.

Thats a "FTW" if I have ever seen one.

I enjoy cooking but I don't let it get out too much since sexual preference issues are always brought up.

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: MichaelD
She actually COOKS though. This is a rarity these days. She knows how to make with the pots and pans. She's made dinner twice and I didn't get sick either time...a good sign.

Thats a "FTW" if I have ever seen one.

I enjoy cooking but I don't let it get out too much since sexual preference issues are always brought up.

All the world's greatest chef's are men. When it comes down to it, true master chefs are considered great artists, and that is considered a very masculine role (great artist, that is).