• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

37+23 /=60

MichaelD

MichaelD

Lifer
No pics. Don't ask. Like you guys; don't TRUST you guys. 😛

Short version:

Met woman; 23, two young kids. Has own job, own car, own money. Dandy.
Me: 37, yadda, yadda, you know my story already.

Been dating a few weeks now. Physical aspect of relationship is fantastic. 😀 No complaints at all...she doesn't have any either b/c every time I see her, I get molested, repeatedly. I like it. :heart:

But the COMMUNICATION is killing me. More like, lack of, thereof.

Me: I really like you, Marsha...I feel like we're really digging on each other and getting into each other!

Her: What? Why are you digging...in what? What are you talking about?

Me: Well, I'm trying to say that you're really neat and I'm happy to be with you.

Her: "Neat?" LOL!!! That's so cute and geeky! I like you, too!

Me: *sigh* So...what are you doing tomorrow night? Got any major plans to hit the town?

Her: Hit what? Who? I am not hitting anything! I am going out with Cindy though...just for a little while.

Me: OK...be careful pretty girl..lots of wolves out there!!!!

Her: We're not going near animals, we're going to Applebees for a drink, dummy!



🙁

Sex...so good. Girl...so pretty....her brain...so small....me....no win.
 
I would think that a 23yr old would have some common sense unless she has been raising her kids and doesn't get out much
 
Originally posted by: mzkhadir
I would think that a 23yr old would have some common sense unless she has been raising her kids and doesn't get out much
Click to expand...

That is a big part of the problem. She's been raising kids for the past 3 years and DOESN'T get out much. But still...she has internet...I can't believe she's so unhip on the lingo.

It's not like she's a "MTV girl" or somehting....she's actually pretty old fashioned. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: mzkhadir
I would think that a 23yr old would have some common sense unless she has been raising her kids and doesn't get out much
Click to expand...

That is a big part of the problem. She's been raising kids for the past 3 years and DOESN'T get out much. But still...she has internet...I can't believe she's so unhip on the lingo.

It's not like she's a "MTV girl" or somehting....she's actually pretty old fashioned. 🙂
Click to expand...

Why not show her this ?
Lingo
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: mzkhadir
I would think that a 23yr old would have some common sense unless she has been raising her kids and doesn't get out much
Click to expand...

That is a big part of the problem. She's been raising kids for the past 3 years and DOESN'T get out much. But still...she has internet...I can't believe she's so unhip on the lingo.

It's not like she's a "MTV girl" or somehting....she's actually pretty old fashioned. 🙂
Click to expand...

Pretty much everything you said to her is old-fashioned at this point. It's all stuff from the 60s and 70s.
 
She actually COOKS though. This is a rarity these days. 🙂 She knows how to make with the pots and pans. She's made dinner twice and I didn't get sick either time...a good sign.
 
Originally posted by: mzkhadir
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: mzkhadir
I would think that a 23yr old would have some common sense unless she has been raising her kids and doesn't get out much
Click to expand...

That is a big part of the problem. She's been raising kids for the past 3 years and DOESN'T get out much. But still...she has internet...I can't believe she's so unhip on the lingo.

It's not like she's a "MTV girl" or somehting....she's actually pretty old fashioned. 🙂
Click to expand...

Why not show her this ?
Lingo
Click to expand...


Good idea, but I don't speak that way. 🙂 I say "Teh Intarwebz!" from time to time...just b/c I think it's funny. She's not a geek. She thinks My Computer literally means MY computer at my house. :roll:
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
She actually COOKS though. This is a rarity these days. 🙂 She knows how to make with the pots and pans. She's made dinner twice and I didn't get sick either time...a good sign.
Click to expand...


She can COOK!!! Dude I don't care how ditzy she is, keep her. You have a rare one.
I only WISH I could get my GF to cook.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Me: OK...be careful pretty girl..lots of wolves out there!!!!
Click to expand...

Did you actually say this? I can just imagine some swing type musical, with you wagging your finger:

:music: Careful pretty girl, night time in town, gonna be alotta big bad wolves around... :music:
 
Originally posted by: kogase
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Me: OK...be careful pretty girl..lots of wolves out there!!!!
Click to expand...

Did you actually say this? I can just imagine some swing type musical, with you wagging your finger:

:music: Careful pretty girl, night time in town, gonna be alotta big bad wolves around... :music:
Click to expand...

LOL! 😀 Now YOU reminded me of that song "Little Red Riding Hood."

:music: Hey there little Red Riding Hood
You sure are looking good
You're everything, a big, bad wolf could want...
HOWWWLLLL!!!!! :music:

😀
 
Originally posted by: swtethan
i dont know what the big deal is about cooking, i love cooking my girl dinner.
Click to expand...

I love cooking dinner and not letting anybody have any. In fact, why is this the best thread in OT tonight? Dashgam and hockwally!
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
She actually COOKS though. This is a rarity these days. 🙂 She knows how to make with the pots and pans. She's made dinner twice and I didn't get sick either time...a good sign.
Click to expand...

Thats a "FTW" if I have ever seen one.

I enjoy cooking but I don't let it get out too much since sexual preference issues are always brought up. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: MichaelD
She actually COOKS though. This is a rarity these days. 🙂 She knows how to make with the pots and pans. She's made dinner twice and I didn't get sick either time...a good sign.
Click to expand...

Thats a "FTW" if I have ever seen one.

I enjoy cooking but I don't let it get out too much since sexual preference issues are always brought up. 🙁
Click to expand...

All the world's greatest chef's are men. When it comes down to it, true master chefs are considered great artists, and that is considered a very masculine role (great artist, that is).
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top