Feel like I'm in BBQ kitchen impossible iron chef. I thought it a good idea to wait until yesterday to assemble my weber bullet smoker to cook some pig butts to serve at 5:00 on saturday (tomorrow). Not good, can't find the charcoal holder because of the move, no where to be found.
Fuck it, I need a new smoker anyway as my old bullet was kinda cramped size wise. Frantically call around TODAY (friday) to find somebody that has one. Rubbed butts last night, my wife loves watching me work saying "rub that butt baby, rub that butt" and I do and I did. Trying to reach the store to grab my new smokey mountain 22.5" I wasn't going to make it to the store before they close at 6:00. "calling every 10 minutes on my ETA...please, just let me in, I'll be there 10 minutes after you close. I gotta start BBQ tonight"
Picked up my smokey mountain, F the instructions, I know how to work this thing. Oh look, they finally put a thermometer on it and a larger water pan.
Fired her up, meat's on the heat at 11PM FRI, hope to god I can trust this thermometer. I ain't opening it, she's a little hot at 240.
Smoke wood = apple, always apple
4 butts
Remind me why I absolutely despise boneless pork shoulder. Keep that damn thing intact!!!! Felt like I was working with a dead wet poodle when rubbing it.
Fuck it, I need a new smoker anyway as my old bullet was kinda cramped size wise. Frantically call around TODAY (friday) to find somebody that has one. Rubbed butts last night, my wife loves watching me work saying "rub that butt baby, rub that butt" and I do and I did. Trying to reach the store to grab my new smokey mountain 22.5" I wasn't going to make it to the store before they close at 6:00. "calling every 10 minutes on my ETA...please, just let me in, I'll be there 10 minutes after you close. I gotta start BBQ tonight"
Picked up my smokey mountain, F the instructions, I know how to work this thing. Oh look, they finally put a thermometer on it and a larger water pan.
Fired her up, meat's on the heat at 11PM FRI, hope to god I can trust this thermometer. I ain't opening it, she's a little hot at 240.
Smoke wood = apple, always apple
4 butts
Remind me why I absolutely despise boneless pork shoulder. Keep that damn thing intact!!!! Felt like I was working with a dead wet poodle when rubbing it.
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