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340lb Woman Went on "Bacon" Rampage

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips....
 
Cops prepared an inventory of the items Appling sought to swipe: five packages of cheese; eight cans of Coors Light; vegetable oil; chicken wings; and five packages of bacon.
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...do i want to know what the vegetable oil is for?
 
5 packages of presliced bacon is not much once cooked and the fat drained out. I could probably finish it in 2 meals. Bacon rampage not found.
 
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Irl jabba the hutt wants bacon
 
God Mode said:
5 packages of presliced bacon is not much once cooked and the fat drained out. I could probably finish it in 2 meals. Bacon rampage not found.
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Looking at that heifer it's very possible that she drinks the bacon grease when she runs out of beer. She isn't the type to drain out the fat.
 
On a side note, imagine doing door security, and seeing a pepper spraying leviathan charging towards you. I'm 6'4", 200#, and I'd be hesitant to get in the way :^D
 
Lol, I read about this in the paper the other day. That is a ghetttoo store, so it doesn't much surprise me
 
lxskllr said:
On a side note, imagine doing door security, and seeing a pepper spraying leviathan charging towards you. I'm 6'4", 200#, and I'd be hesitant to get in the way :^D
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I wouldn't dare get in the way, but I would certainly do my best to try and snag one of her kankles or trip her in some way. Not to stop her, but to enjoy the hilarity that would be her falling down at escape speed.

If I were really crafty, I'd simultaneously figure out a way to trip her and whip out my phone and get it recording video before the fall.

lol, gawd I hate fatties.
 
I wouldn't normally advocate hitting a woman but disgusting creature needs her ass beat, badly. Spraying and punching when she got caught her comment, " they should leave shoplifters alone, they might get hurt" is unbelievable..
 
BUTCH1 said:
I wouldn't normally advocate hitting a woman but disgusting creature needs her ass beat, badly. Spraying and punching when she got caught her comment, " they should leave shoplifters alone, they might get hurt" is unbelievable..
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Hitting her? The fuck man.

I mean really, she should be killed. This person obviously has nothing valuable to contribute to society, ever. The rest of her life will be some combination of bottom feeding and producing/failing to raise new bottom feeders.
 
LOL! That store is about 10 mins from where I live. Pretty bold move on her part when you consider you can the main police station is less than 1/2 a mile down the street.

Not surprised this happened though, they had a riot in the neighborhood right behind the store a few months back.
 
eLiu said:
Hitting her? The fuck man.

I mean really, she should be killed. This person obviously has nothing valuable to contribute to society, ever. The rest of her life will be some combination of bottom feeding and producing/failing to raise new bottom feeders.
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Amazing how someone unemployed can get to that weight...
 
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