3000th post

[miketheidiot]

i feel that this is an important milestone on my posting carreer. How should i celebrate?

 

[stan394]

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[spaceman]

look in the mirror, and do the the pointy wink thing.

 

[brunswickite]

get to 3001?

 

[ajpa123]

add the options

Get a GF and masterbate
Get a GF and masterbate but don't tear anything in the process

 

[miketheidiot]

Originally posted by: ajpa123

Get a GF and masterbate

wouldn't this defeat the purpose of the GF?

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Don't masterbate...

Masturbate.

 

[akubi]

fwap^3

 

[ajpa123]

Originally posted by: miketheidiot

Originally posted by: ajpa123

Get a GF and masterbate

wouldn't this defeat the purpose of the GF?

gotta stay occupied while she's cookin and cleaning, no?

 

[SofaKing]

lol

 

[Tremulant]

get some cottage cheese and some ice and have a party.

 

[bandana163]

I guess I don't have to say a word...
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[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: miketheidiot
i feel that this is an important milestone on my posting carreer. How should i celebrate?

Go to bed and touch yourself.