25% of russians have sex while driving...

[MikeMike]

Startling research aimed at determining why Russians are among the worse drivers in Europe has revealed that it can be largely attributed to a penchant for getting their ends away while behind the wheel, Mosnews reports.

Indeed, around 25 per cent of those quizzed for the Goodyear poll admitted to mobile rumpy-pumpy, and a fair percentage of those also admitted driving while drunk and chatting on the mobile, jumping red lights, eschewing the seatbelt and breaking the speed limit. Specifically, 30 per cent have driven while drunk, while 36 per cent "regularly" exceed the speed limit.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/06/russian_drivers/

 

[moshquerade]

MIKEMIKE, fyi "The Register" has been labeled a tabloid site.

 

[BlancoNino]

Sometimes I drive while I'm drunk and having sex and chatting on my cell phone while going 50 over and not wearing my seatbelt. The cops know I'm a good driver so they don't pull me over.

 

[MrCodeDude]

80% of all statistics are made up.

 

[ElFenix]

33% of russians admit to driving with an open bottle of vodka in one hand...

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
80% of all statistics are made up.

62% of people know that.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: fanerman91

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
80% of all statistics are made up.

62% of people know that.

but only 15% give a sh!t about most stats.

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
33% of russians admit to driving with an open bottle of vodka in one hand...

That is surprisingly low.

 

[ArchCenturion]

Russian Man:
B1tch get off me!!!
Can not see road...

Bring me vodka!!

 

[JulesMaximus]

They gotta keep warm somehow!!! :laugh:

 

[bigrash]

2% of atoters have sex while posting.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE

Startling research aimed at determining why Russians are among the worse drivers in Europe has revealed that it can be largely attributed to a penchant for getting their ends away while behind the wheel, Mosnews reports.

Indeed, around 25 per cent of those quizzed for the Goodyear poll admitted to mobile rumpy-pumpy, and a fair percentage of those also admitted driving while drunk and chatting on the mobile, jumping red lights, eschewing the seatbelt and breaking the speed limit. Specifically, 30 per cent have driven while drunk, while 36 per cent "regularly" exceed the speed limit.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/06/russian_drivers/

83% of those people are lesbians.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: bigrash
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fixed

 

[Chiropteran]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE

while 36 per cent "regularly" exceed the speed limit.

That seems really low.

Very close to 100% of the people in my area speed on the interstates and beltway, and most will freely admit it.

 

[sinucus]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage

Originally posted by: fanerman91

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
80% of all statistics are made up.

62% of people know that.

but only 15% give a sh!t about most stats.

but only 0.00001% are going to read your post and now know this.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

In Soviet Russia the car sexes you.

 

[LiquidImpulse]

Originally posted by: bigrash
2% of atoters have sex in their life time.

fixed.

 

[imported_michaelpatrick33]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: bigrash
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of atoters have sex with themselves while posting.

fixed

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Chiropteran

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE

while 36 per cent "regularly" exceed the speed limit.

That seems really low.

Very close to 100% of the people in my area speed on the interstates and beltway, and most will freely admit it.

I was about to say the same thing. It seems like 98% of Americans "regularly" exceed the speed limit

Doesn't make you a bad driver, though.

 

[ThePresence]

25% of russians claim to have sex while driving...

Fixed.

BS. They're not getting any.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Hmmm... Maybe Eddie Griffin is Russian?

 

[fitzov]

25% of those living in Moscow that have a car != 25% of russians

 

[CrackRabbit]

That explains this video.

 

[CasioTech]

i'm russian and I do admit to the occasional bj in the car from time to time. Go figure.

 

[UpgradeFailure]

Originally posted by: CasioTech
i'm russian and I do admit to the occasional bj in the car from time to time. Go figure.

But Tom Welling isn't Russian..