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25% of russians have sex while driving...

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Startling research aimed at determining why Russians are among the worse drivers in Europe has revealed that it can be largely attributed to a penchant for getting their ends away while behind the wheel, Mosnews reports.

Indeed, around 25 per cent of those quizzed for the Goodyear poll admitted to mobile rumpy-pumpy, and a fair percentage of those also admitted driving while drunk and chatting on the mobile, jumping red lights, eschewing the seatbelt and breaking the speed limit. Specifically, 30 per cent have driven while drunk, while 36 per cent "regularly" exceed the speed limit.
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/06/russian_drivers/
 
Sometimes I drive while I'm drunk and having sex and chatting on my cell phone while going 50 over and not wearing my seatbelt. The cops know I'm a good driver so they don't pull me over.
 
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Startling research aimed at determining why Russians are among the worse drivers in Europe has revealed that it can be largely attributed to a penchant for getting their ends away while behind the wheel, Mosnews reports.

Indeed, around 25 per cent of those quizzed for the Goodyear poll admitted to mobile rumpy-pumpy, and a fair percentage of those also admitted driving while drunk and chatting on the mobile, jumping red lights, eschewing the seatbelt and breaking the speed limit. Specifically, 30 per cent have driven while drunk, while 36 per cent "regularly" exceed the speed limit.
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/06/russian_drivers/
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83% of those people are lesbians.
 
Originally posted by: bigrash
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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: bigrash
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of atoters have sex with themselves while posting.
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Originally posted by: Chiropteran
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
while 36 per cent "regularly" exceed the speed limit.
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That seems really low.

Very close to 100% of the people in my area speed on the interstates and beltway, and most will freely admit it.
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I was about to say the same thing. It seems like 98% of Americans "regularly" exceed the speed limit😛

Doesn't make you a bad driver, though.
 
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