...

[FelixDeCat]

...

 

[JEDIYoda]

Who cares...

 

[FelixDeCat]

Who cares...

I cares! What does she me expect me to do? Open the bag myself? D:

 

[Nograts]

Film videos of you on the slots, I love watching those videos. Vegaslowroller is a boss.

 

[phucheneh]

I prefer it if my nuts stay in their sack.

 

[disappoint]

Is your father the chairman of the Casino?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ing-plane-turn-terminal-snack-served-bag.html

 

[Sonikku]

They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue.

In this case, she gives you nuts in a bag, you give her nuts in a scrotum.

 

[FelixDeCat]

....

 

[AgentUnknown]

Are you on korean airlines?

 

[FelixDeCat]

..

 

[Nograts]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMjAuncXl2g

$617.00 win on an $8 bet!!!

Ohhhhh yeah that scratches that gamblin' itch I have. Nothing beats the Willy Wonka machine though. Or the LOtR equivalent. You pretty much can't lose on those rigs. It's a guaranteed pay out. 😀

 

[Ichinisan]

Im at the casino drinking soda and trying to snack and she just gave me a bag of nuts instead of putting them in a dish....what should I do ATOT?

Vaginal intercourse.

 

[RossMAN]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit now I'm craving some pecans

http://ceresroastingcompany.com/Cinnamon-Glazed-Roasted-Pecans_c4.htm

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[Grooveriding]

Vaginal intercourse.

 

[brianmanahan]

Im at the casino drinking soda and trying to snack and she just gave me a bag of nuts instead of putting them in a dish....what should I do ATOT?

i hereby sentence you to 1 year in prison

 

[FelixDeCat]

i hereby sentence you to 1 year in prison

Don't be a nut job.

1 year for being dissed at a bar?

Thats nutty! 😱

 

[Leros]

The nuts didn't come in a warm crystal container? What kind of peasant casino are you in?

 

[FelixDeCat]

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[waffleironhead]

You were used to your nuts being in a sack against your chin. How was the waitress supposed to know?

 

[FelixDeCat]

You were used to your nuts being in a sack against your chin. How was the waitress supposed to know?

I know you've wanted me for a long time waffle, but Im just going to keep turning you down. :'(

 

[waffleironhead]

I know you've wanted me for a long time waffle, but Im just going to keep turning you down. :'(

We'll still have all those fond memories playing umag. :thumbsup:

 

[BUTCH1]

You were used to your nuts being in a sack against your chin. How was the waitress supposed to know?

9/10....

 

[Captante]

Turn that Casino around and go back to the gate damnit!

 

[mmntech]

Were you so upset that you spilled your Lime Rickey?