Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Keep dreaming chiboy
Why the Cardinals will win
The NFL has agreed to allow the Cardinals to field 15 players on both offense and defense. The Bears will be forced to gain 20 yards in three tries for a first down, the Cardinals will get five tries to travel 5 yards to move the chains. The Bears' offensive linemen will have their hands tied behind their backs, Grossman must throw left-handed, and Thomas Jonesmust run backwards at all times.
What I really think
Seriously, they've had all week to look at the film, and I'm still not sure the Cardinals know what's about to happen to them...
Originally posted by: cubby1223
I think the Slaughter Rule has already been declared.
What I love is the column in the paper analyzing the game, giving reasons why each team will win (it's a weekly thing with all Bear games):
Why the Cardinals will win
The NFL has agreed to allow the Cardinals to field 15 players on both offense and defense. The Bears will be forced to gain 20 yards in three tries for a first down, the Cardinals will get five tries to travel 5 yards to move the chains. The Bears' offensive linemen will have their hands tied behind their backs, Grossman must throw left-handed, and Thomas Jonesmust run backwards at all times.
What I really think
Seriously, they've had all week to look at the film, and I'm still not sure the Cardinals know what's about to happen to them...
And I soooo can't wait until the Bears crush the Pats just so I can requote all these memorable gems by the daydreamer.
Is that a bet I'm hearing?Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Originally posted by: cubby1223
And I soooo can't wait until the Bears crush the Pats just so I can requote all these memorable gems by the daydreamer.
Da Bears won't beat the Pats at home
Originally posted by: Baked
Neil Rackers kicks 10 FGs and single handedly blanks chi bears 30-0. I will also take Edge going for 300 yards and 4 TDs.
Originally posted by: hungfarover
Bears 34, Cards 6
this is going to be over after the 2nd quarter