2005 Humor

Athlongamer

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...



1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20
or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around
to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.    : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14 You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND NOW  U  R  LAUGHING  at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!

-)!(- Athlongamer -)!(-

PS: Yeah so what it was an Email :p
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: Athlongamer
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...



1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

Check.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

Check.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
Check.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.

Check.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20
or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around
to go and get it.

Check.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

Check.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

Check.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14 You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

Check.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

Check.

16. You experience anal bleeding from time to time.

Check

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!

-)!(- Athlongamer -)!(-

PS: Yeah so what it was an Email :p
 

Zysoclaplem

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2231 Humor -

1. You enter your government issued life code into your detoxifying nucleotrode

2. When you deampligate from your prostethisis, you find yourself deficating many of your nano-trodes

3. You find that your electronically amplified sense of smell is causing temporary paralysis due to confliction with your previous fusion surgery with the Albithion race from Omega 12

Ugh my head hurts...
 

Athlongamer

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Athlongamer
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...



1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

Check.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

Check.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
Check.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.

Check.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20
or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around
to go and get it.

Check.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

Check.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

Check.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14 You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

Check.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

Check.

16. You experience anal bleeding from time to time.

Check

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!

-)!(- Athlongamer -)!(-

PS: Yeah so what it was an Email :p


uhh...on number 16...are u saying your Gay??? :Q
 
Jun 19, 2004
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Originally posted by: Athlongamer
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Athlongamer
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...



1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

Check.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

Check.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
Check.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.

Check.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20
or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around
to go and get it.

Check.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

Check.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

Check.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14 You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

Check.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

Check.

16. You experience anal bleeding from time to time.

Check

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!

-)!(- Athlongamer -)!(-

PS: Yeah so what it was an Email :p


uhh...on number 16...are u saying your Gay??? :Q


He is. And that's just fvcking nasty, the anal bleeding part.
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: Athlongamer
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Athlongamer
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...



1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

Check.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

Check.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
Check.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.

Check.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20
or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around
to go and get it.

Check.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

Check.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

Check.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14 You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

Check.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

Check.

16. You experience anal bleeding from time to time.

Check

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!

-)!(- Athlongamer -)!(-

PS: Yeah so what it was an Email :p


uhh...on number 16...are u saying your Gay??? :Q


He is. And that's just fvcking nasty, the anal bleeding part.

It was a joke, jeez. And what the hell does anal bleeding have to do with being gay?