$20 - Come up with a better description for my website

[SarcasticDwarf]

I have been seriously lacking in the creativity department lately. So, i'm letting others try to come up with a better description for my website. The current description is "The Internet Book List is a database of user-submitted books of all genres." While it does the job, I don't think it does a very good one. Note that this is for use in meta tags.



Here are the rules:

$20 in either PP CC funds or USPS money order to the person whose description I pick. I can't guarentee that I will pick anyones (not knowing how many people will reply), but I will say that if I use it, you get paid.

The description must contain the words database and book and optionally contain the word genre.

 

[AFB]

A database of user submitted books of all genres where people can gather and share their opinions and thoughts.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy
A place where people with similar tastes in genre can gather and share their thoughts of books.

Note the line "
The description must contain the words database and book and optionally contain the word genre. "

 

[Adul]

death by books

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: Adul
death by books

lol

 

[flot]

All your favorites - All the time.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: Adul
death by books

bah, don't make me fly back there and pound you into a pulp with a dictionary.

 

[JoeKing]

All Books, All Genres, in a database, for you.

 

[Kaervak]

Books of all genres submitted by users world wide listed in an easily accessible online database.

 

[Tronoman]

I'd keep it simple something like:


The Internet Book List - Your database for books of all genres

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: Tronoman
I'd keep it simple something like:


The Internet Book List - Your database for books of all genres

I'm liking yours the best so far

 

[dsfunk]

Internet Movie Database ...err I mean Internet Book Database

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: dsfunk
Internet Movie Database ...err I mean Internet Book Database

:thumbsup:

 

[ohtwell]

The Internet Book List, is a site that hosts a database of books compiled and listed by their author, title, genre, and user ratings. Users of this site are also allowed to submit books not already contained on the site's expansive list.

That's the best I could come up with!


: ) Amanda

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: dsfunk
Internet Movie Database ...err I mean Internet Book Database

Somehow, I think the owners of the IMDB (Amazon, isn't it?) would not have the sense of humor to appreciate that.

 

[iwearnosox]

If you want visitors it should read:

"Books and reviews by people with gmail, jenna survivor video and paris hilton sex tape!"

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: Sifl
If you want visitors it should read:

"Books and reviews by people with gmail, jenna survivor video and paris hilton sex tape!"

lol
sad, but true

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: Tronoman
I'd keep it simple something like:

The Internet Book List - Your database for books of all genres

Nice, but how about expanding slightly:


The Internet Book List - Your database for books of all genres, rated and reviewed.

-edit, or-
The Internet Book List - Your database for books of all genres, with ratings and reviews.


(give Tronoman the $20 if you use this of course.)

 

[dolph]

"the internet book list: i'd sure like to database her book right in the genre!"
"the internet book list: make my genre extra database, with freshly ground book."
"the internet book list: top number one genre, also very high ranked book! database optional"
"the internet book list: book/genre^database = wet and wild fun for the whole family!"
"the internet book list: fighting the good fight, one genre-databasing book at a time"
"the internet book list: OMGWTFBBQGENREDATABASEBOOKHI2U2!"

tell me when i can expect my check

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: dolph
tell me when i can expect my check

Greetings;

I am the widow of the former Minister for Public Relations in South Aftica. Before I can send you your check.......

 

[notfred]

"Like Amazon but with less stuff and you can't actually buy anything".

 

[dolph]

i am unappreciated in my own time

 

[deftron]

"BOOKS, BITCH !!!"

 

[neonerd]

The internet Book List is a large database containting a varaety of book genres, where people can gather share, and discuss their thoughts and opinions.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: notfred
"Like Amazon but with less stuff and you can't actually buy anything".

Ouch, that hurts. Especially from you.