20-character messages for departing office gifts?

[b0mbrman]

Hi guys- So I've got to put together gifts for folks leaving, decided on engraved multi-tools and I don't know each of them individually (in fact, am pretty far removed from some of them). What are some interesting/ meaningful/ fun ways to say goodbye in engraved 20-character message form?

 

[b0mbrman]

Some ideas I've come up with so far:

Never forget B&B
Boutros and Boutros
Bob -Boutros and Boutros
Missing you Joey
Joey -Boutros and Boutros
Thanks Bob --BouBou
Thanks Joey --BouBou
Hey sailor boy -B&B
Aim high, eyes deep
Thanks Bob #DOINwork
Thanks Joey #Dowork

 

[SandEagle]

live long & prosper

 

[PottedMeat]

are the tools any good? put your name on them :awe:

 

[vshah]

i guess you work for a place called Boutros & Boutros?

 

[b0mbrman]

are the tools any good? put your name on them :awe:

Real good, actually: http://www.leatherman.com/product/Squirt_PS4

 

[vshah]

i vote go for ascii art

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[SunnyD]

Get The Fuck Out. Now.

 

[surfsatwerk]

2 legit 2 legit 2 quit

 

[b0mbrman]

i guess you work for a place called Boutros & Boutros?

Not quite

But the place has that many syllables

 

[sourceninja]

One of my close friends got laid off and some office busybody sent a card around to sign. Now I wouldn't do this for just anybody, but I know this guy and I know his sense of humor pretty well (and we are still friends, and I helped him a lot in the job search).

I signed the card "Sucks to be you".

 

[IronWing]

door butt no let hit

 

[gorcorps]

Some ideas I've come up with so far:

Never forget B&B
Boutros and Boutros
Bob -Boutros and Boutros
Missing you Joey
Joey -Boutros and Boutros
Thanks Bob --BouBou
Thanks Joey --BouBou
Hey sailor boy -B&B
Aim high, eyes deep
Thanks Bob #DOINwork
Thanks Joey #Dowork

If a company's parting gift to me involved hashtags I'd shove that multitool up your ass

Just sayin

 

[b0mbrman]

If a company's parting gift to me involved hashtags I'd shove that multitool up your ass

Just sayin

And I'd remove it, then have a pretty sweet multi-tool

These guys are leaving because they got better jobs either within the company or other places.... so it's on *very* good terms

 

[JTsyo]

Crap, I'm out of roo

 

[jhu]

你必須用可卡因和海洛因因為它是你的好朋友。

 

[IronWing]

red rubber ball dude

 

[Pulsar]

Boutros Boutros Golly

 

[Maximilian]

Dont come back
Glad you're gone
I got promoted lulz
You sucked anyway
I ate your lunch
You smell
Better you than me
Hurp a durp

 

[lxskllr]

I'd just put the company name on them.

 

[darkewaffle]

snitchesgetstitches

Two birds with one stone. Parting gift and a non-compete.

 

[b0mbrman]

Dont come back
Glad you're gone
I got promoted lulz
You sucked anyway
I ate your lunch
You smell
Better you than me
Hurp a durp

Nice

Lots more than I thought can fit in 20 characters

 

[b0mbrman]

I'd just put the company name on them.

The company's giving them something... this is from our office specifically...

But the company's not giving them Leathermans, so that might work

 

[b0mbrman]

snitchesgetstitches

Two birds with one stone. Parting gift and a non-compete.

!!

 

[b0mbrman]

i vote go for ascii art

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Well, it's going to a hand-engraver, so drawing stuff will make it a bit harder... not impossible, of course