2 funny things at church today

[Fenixgoon]

#1 - i see this cute girl.. "hmmm, who is she?" she ends up sitting down next to 2 people who i immediately realize are her parents, and now know who this girl is. i can't remember her age, but im 99% sure she's at least 3-4 years younger. 20-3 or 4 = 17 or 16 damn jailbait!


#2 - damn rich old people. lots of cars i liked in the parking lot - 2 C6's, a chrysler 300 SRT8 (used to be my dream car), a vintage vette (not sure of the year) and a chrysler crossfire (ok, so i'm one of the few who likes the car).

damn damn damn

 

[doze]

in 1 more year that girl will be in college

 

[dquan97]

How was the service today?

 

[judasmachine]

I love watching church people unload in the parking lot, it looks like they're up for a oscar and are there to show off.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: judasmachine
I love watching church people unload in the parking lot, it looks like they're up for a oscar and are there to show off.

haha i only noticed the cars on the way out. plus it's a nice day - 78 with a slight breeze and the church is located right next to the water.

Originally posted by: dquan97
How was the service today?

i barely pay attention. coupled with a bad memory, i hardly remember what happened

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: judasmachine
I love watching church people unload in the parking lot, it looks like they're up for a oscar and are there to show off.

Yep.

 

[Phokus]

Why is a pedophile going to church?

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: doze
in 1 more year he'll be in that girl

:Q

 

[pontifex]

404 funny not found

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Phokus
Why is a pedophile going to church?

you need to die i will leave it at that, since the method of your death means a possible ban for me

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: pontifex
404 funny not found

Church humor is a rare, unstable phenomenon that can only appreciated by church people. Once repeated to any non-church person it immediately vanishes. It's physics, dude.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
#1 - i see this cute girl.. "hmmm, who is she?" she ends up sitting down next to 2 people who i immediately realize are her parents, and now know who this girl is. i can't remember her age, but im 99% sure she's at least 3-4 years younger. 20-3 or 4 = 17 or 16 damn jailbait!


#2 - damn rich old people. lots of cars i liked in the parking lot - 2 C6's, a chrysler 300 SRT8 (used to be my dream car), a vintage vette (not sure of the year) and a chrysler crossfire (ok, so i'm one of the few who likes the car).

damn damn damn

Yeah, but how about that gospel?

Really made me reflect on the past few months...

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: judasmachine
I love watching church people unload in the parking lot, it looks like they're up for a oscar and are there to show off.

Not all of them...

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: doze
in 1 more year that girl will be in college

...and she's out of your league anyway

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: dquan97
How was the service today?

i barely pay attention. coupled with a bad memory, i hardly remember what happened

Why bother going then?

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: dquan97
How was the service today?

i barely pay attention. coupled with a bad memory, i hardly remember what happened

Why bother going then?

to appease my parents till i head back to college (currently on co-op, living at home)

edit: i have nothing against catholicism really.. i just don't like church

 

[Cabages]

Originally posted by: Sphexi

Originally posted by: doze
in 1 more year he'll be in that girl

:Q

lol

I go to church to make my parents happy too.

They are out of town today though, so no way I went.

 

[angminas]

At our church, we're taught to believe the Bible over what any person says, so the sermons are chock full of scriptures. I take notes on a steno pad. Helps me understand, remember, and keep awake (I don't sleep very well).

And all churches are not the same, by a long way.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Phokus
Why is a pedophile going to church?

To deliver the sermon!

 

[Cabages]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Phokus
Why is a pedophile going to church?

To deliver the sermon!

OMG that was funny. Remember that one, should turn it into a regular joke.

 

[HybridSquirrel]

i was up at redrocks ampitheater here in denver and i swear out of the 10 or so handicap spots 7 of them were filled with maeseratis with handicap plates, and they were all there for the sunday service, i was just there to rock climb. thought it was pretty funny

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: dquan97
How was the service today?

i barely pay attention. coupled with a bad memory, i hardly remember what happened

Why bother going then?

to appease my parents till i head back to college (currently on co-op, living at home)

edit: i have nothing against catholicism really.. i just don't like church

You're an adult. Make your own decisions. Stop wasting everyone's time if you don't want to be there and aren't going to make something of it.

 

[jdoggg12]

So you lusted and covetted all in one day at church... haha

 

[Dacalo]

True with #2, I rarely go to church lately but when I do, all I see are Lexuses, Hummers, Beamers, Infinitis, and Mercedes.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

So why didn't you kidnap the girl and steal a car?