2 dummies on bizarre mission to invade island

amenx

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Didnt think anyone could be that dumb but here they are...

Texas men indicted in plot to take over Haitian island and enslave women and children

Two men from North Texas have been charged over violent plans that included an armed coup on the Haitian island of Gonave, according to the Justice Department.

Gavin Weisenburg, 21 years old of Allen, and Tanner Thomas, 20 years old of Argyle, along with other co-conspirators planned to murder all men on the Haitian territory before taking over the island, and enslaving the women and children as "sex slaves," according to an indictment filed in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Texas on Thursday.

"The co-conspirators conducted research, reconnaissance, recruiting, planning, and sought training to effectuate their plan," the indictment reads. "It was the goal of the conspiracy to take military control of the Island of Gonave by murdering all the men on the island and capturing all the women."...

Federal prosecutors allege that Thomas enlisted in the U.S. Air Force in January 2025 to gain military training that "would be useful in carrying out their armed coup attack."

Weisenburg in August 2024 enrolled in the North Texas Fire Academy in Rockwall, Texas, to train for the coup, but failed out of the program nearly six months later, according to the indictment...

The men also plotted to recruit and hire homeless people from Washington, D.C., to overthrow Haiti's government on Gonave, according to prosecutors...

 

WelshBloke

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Didnt think anyone could be that dumb but here they are...

Texas men indicted in plot to take over Haitian island and enslave women and children

Two men from North Texas have been charged over violent plans that included an armed coup on the Haitian island of Gonave, according to the Justice Department.

Gavin Weisenburg, 21 years old of Allen, and Tanner Thomas, 20 years old of Argyle, along with other co-conspirators planned to murder all men on the Haitian territory before taking over the island, and enslaving the women and children as "sex slaves," according to an indictment filed in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Texas on Thursday.

"The co-conspirators conducted research, reconnaissance, recruiting, planning, and sought training to effectuate their plan," the indictment reads. "It was the goal of the conspiracy to take military control of the Island of Gonave by murdering all the men on the island and capturing all the women."...

Federal prosecutors allege that Thomas enlisted in the U.S. Air Force in January 2025 to gain military training that "would be useful in carrying out their armed coup attack."

Weisenburg in August 2024 enrolled in the North Texas Fire Academy in Rockwall, Texas, to train for the coup, but failed out of the program nearly six months later, according to the indictment...

The men also plotted to recruit and hire homeless people from Washington, D.C., to overthrow Haiti's government on Gonave, according to prosecutors...

That article is quite the ride! Ending with....

(the island is) home to about 87,000 people.

So they were going to murder roughly 40,000 people and enslave an equal number. In one if the most violent, heavily armed places full of organised gangs and they weren't expecting to get instantly "justiced" out of existence?!
 

Greenman

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So they were going to murder roughly 40,000 people and enslave an equal number. In one if the most violent, heavily armed places full of organised gangs and they weren't expecting to get instantly "justiced" out of existence?!
They could probably buy the place for less than the price of a condo in Austin.
 

nakedfrog

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That article is quite the ride! Ending with....



So they were going to murder roughly 40,000 people and enslave an equal number. In one if the most violent, heavily armed places full of organised gangs and they weren't expecting to get instantly "justiced" out of existence?!
Guess that could be what growing up on Call of Duty and manosphere stuff makes you think is possible. What, you don't think their ragtag group of unhoused commandos would be up to the task?