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If the bulge your zipper makes could be mistaken for your aroused member, I feel sorry for you.
 
Originally posted by: Amused
If the bulge your zipper makes could be mistaken for your aroused member, I feel sorry for you.

No, but it's not like an aroused member will be that obtrusive, unless the pants you're wearing are pretty thin.

It just looks similar enough that in a glance, it COULD be mistaken...

I have a feeling this thread is going to be locked.
 
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: Amused
If the bulge your zipper makes could be mistaken for your aroused member, I feel sorry for you.

No, but it's not like an aroused member will be that obtrusive, unless the pants you're wearing are pretty thin.

It just looks similar enough that in a glance, it COULD be mistaken...

I have a feeling this thread is going to be locked.

Everyone's pants bulge like that when they sit down. Don't worry about it.
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: Amused
If the bulge your zipper makes could be mistaken for your aroused member, I feel sorry for you.

No, but it's not like an aroused member will be that obtrusive, unless the pants you're wearing are pretty thin.

It just looks similar enough that in a glance, it COULD be mistaken...

I have a feeling this thread is going to be locked.

Everyone's pants bulge like that when they sit down. Don't worry about it.

Good, thanks.
 
if someone looks at you with a disturbed face, make sure to stand up and point at your crotch to show them that you're not aroused...
 
Originally posted by: AnyMal
And the reason it bothers you is because............?

What if someone sat down next to you, and that someone looked like he had a small boner? Wouldn't you feel creeped out? I don't want that reaction.
 
I dig the bulge look. The chicks come running to try to have a go at it. Ya gotta use these things to your advantage!
 
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: AnyMal
And the reason it bothers you is because............?

What if someone sat down next to you, and that someone looked like he had a small boner? Wouldn't you feel creeped out? I don't want that reaction.

I don't get creeped out because I tend to not look at another guy's crotch...
 
Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: AnyMal
And the reason it bothers you is because............?

What if someone sat down next to you, and that someone looked like he had a small boner? Wouldn't you feel creeped out? I don't want that reaction.

I don't get creeped out because I tend to not look at another guy's crotch...

Neither do I, but I'm still paranoid about it. Besides, females generally don't feel any pressure not to look at a guy's crotch. And what if someone glances over and happens to see the bulge?

Okay this is getting too weird for me.
 
Ok, it's pretty simple, it happens to all guys, especially when wearing jeans. It's just accepted as part of wearing pants. Get over it.
 
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