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19 y/o vampire-werewolf hybrid gets charged with statuatory rape

Finally, we have found the individual that has watched the movie Underworld one too many times.

To prove to police he was indeed a genuine vampire/werewolf, Carl "showed me his canine teeth," Joos said. "I let him know that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth."
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:laugh:
 
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Carl knew the girl's age and was aware he could "get in trouble" for having sex with a girl under age 16, Joos wrote. Carl told police he had met the girl the previous night and the two went to a friend's apartment to spend the night.
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ok, i dont like to ask this but where in the hell were the parents?????
 
Originally posted by: Citrix
Carl knew the girl's age and was aware he could "get in trouble" for having sex with a girl under age 16, Joos wrote. Carl told police he had met the girl the previous night and the two went to a friend's apartment to spend the night.
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ok, i dont like to ask this but where in the hell were the parents?????
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out buying silver bullets and crucifixes?
 
The girl told police that she was Carl's girlfriend or rather 'ghoulfriend' and that she was dating him on purpose to be impregnated with his super Vampwolf seed.

:shocked:
 
"To prove to police he was indeed a genuine vampire/werewolf, Carl "showed me his canine teeth," Joos said. "I let him know that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth."

:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Citrix
Carl knew the girl's age and was aware he could "get in trouble" for having sex with a girl under age 16, Joos wrote. Carl told police he had met the girl the previous night and the two went to a friend's apartment to spend the night.
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ok, i dont like to ask this but where in the hell were the parents?????
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Hahahaha.

You can't be that old that you forget how these things used to work.

For the guys:

You all go over to someones house where there parents aren't home for the night or weekend.

First guy starts it off:
"Mom, we're playing video games all night at Tom's house."
Then:
"Mom, we're playing video games all night at Joe's house."

etc.

Then somebody's old brother or sister answers the phone when the parents call to check.
 
Originally posted by: Citrix
Carl knew the girl's age and was aware he could "get in trouble" for having sex with a girl under age 16, Joos wrote. Carl told police he had met the girl the previous night and the two went to a friend's apartment to spend the night.
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ok, i dont like to ask this but where in the hell were the parents?????
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They are hibernating until awoken by the blood of a descendent when they will take over as the king and queen of the Vampire/Warewolf hybrid society once again.
 
Originally posted by: SunnyD
uhh.. he does have a good insanity plea coming I bet.
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I don't think so, he admitted knowing that what he was doing was wrong.
And since there's no such thing as a stupidity plea, AFAIK...
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: SunnyD
uhh.. he does have a good insanity plea coming I bet.
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I don't think so, he admitted knowing that what he was doing was wrong.
And since there's no such thing as a stupidity plea, AFAIK...
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This is America. There will now be stupidity pleas.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Retard
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:camera: ?
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Rawr!
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hmmm... i expected him to be.... hairier. 😛
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full-moon isn't until next week, plus it was daylight in that pic
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daylight? aren't vampires nocturnal?
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The warewolf half of him allows him to be out in the sun.
 
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