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19 kids and no health insurance

Reminds me of my first wife. She left me four hungry children and a crop in the field... and ya know I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times, but this time the hurtin' won't heal.
 
UberNeuman said:
Reminds me of my first wife. She left me four hungry children and a crop in the field... and ya know I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times, but this time the hurtin' won't heal.
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Meanwhile in the Vatican: The pope just came. Oh, evangelical christian.

I'm curious about where the money is coming from to pay for a family that large. They seem fairly well off, all things considered.
 
Whoa, she took hormone therapy to "strengthen her uterus" due to 2 miscarriages, then miscarried *again* before becoming pregnant with the 19th...

IOW: It's in God's hands...until he says no. Oh, and my husband and I are attention whores.
 
Saw this filthy wretch on TV last night and was disgusted.

Her: "We're going to let god decide whether we have a baby or not."
Christian Doctor: "You're 45 and keep having miscarriages because your progesterone levels are too low. However, we can give you these shots to increase your progesterone, which increases the likelihood of implantation."
Her: "Okay, let's do progesterone injections to increase the chances of implantation. I am willing to make this medical intervention because life begins at conception and these are all my children and an 'embryo' is no different than my live child running around in the driveway."

So baby lives = god's will
Babies begin to miscarry = not god's will
 
Be fruitful and multiply, right up until it's standing room only, and the life expectancy is about 23 due to severe and chronic famine.


If any other species starts reproducing like crazy due to a shortage of natural predators, we implement hunting programs to cull the herd.
If our own species does the very same thing, it's God's perfect plan. Moar babbies!
 
I paddled with a woman that had their philosophy once. I was looking at the tag on her van "HISQUIVR"(or something similar), and commented on it. I assumed it was some kind of bow hunting thing, but was told it was some kind of biblical verse that boiled down to them fucking all the time, and whatever kids they get, they get. I think the current tally was 7, but it could be much higher by now. Dumb asses....
 
as long as she doesn't get a dime from me and my taxes she can have as many children as she wants.... so long as she's caring for them
 
child of wonder said:
Saw this filthy wretch on TV last night and was disgusted.

Her: "We're going to let god decide whether we have a baby or not."
Christian Doctor: "You're 45 and keep having miscarriages because your progesterone levels are too low. However, we can give you these shots to increase your progesterone, which increases the likelihood of implantation."
Her: "Okay, let's do progesterone injections to increase the chances of implantation. I am willing to make this medical intervention because life begins at conception and these are all my children and an 'embryo' is no different than my live child running around in the driveway."

So baby lives = god's will
Babies begin to miscarry = not god's will
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LOL I read that part of the story and thought the same thing. I'm sure they think since God made man smart enough to make drugs, it's his way to say it's OK to take them and have more children.

Gil says the children wanted another young sibling so much that they have been praying. 'Some of them said, 'Can we fast if the Lord would give us more children?'
'They fasted and prayed.'
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/facepalm
Lithium381 said:
as long as she doesn't get a dime from me and my taxes she can have as many children as she wants.... so long as she's caring for them
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And, despite again being pregnant, the Bates do not have health insurance for their last ten children.

'When there's a medical emergency, we just go to the doctor and America's been the greatest health care in the world,' said Gil.
'When you walk in the emergency room, I don't care what your status of living, they give you the best care possible.'
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We are paying.
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They've obviously failed at raising their oldest daughter. At 20 she should've popped out at least 2 or 3 by now.

The programme shows a very nervous 22-year-old Zach clutching a bunch of red roses and asking a family friend if she would like to start courting.
'My heart is drawn to yours,' he mumbles, red and flustered, in front of a host of siblings who then applaud.
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Wow. Poor girl should run the other way while her nethers are still intact.
 
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