The Linuxator

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I have been feeling bad lately, someone help me laugh a little.
Post anything that might help here (jokes,pics,...etc) just get me out of this bad mood :(

Thanks in advance.
 

The Godfather

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I asked my Bio teacher if Hermafrodites can have babies and which organ they pee from, and she gave a whole discussion about it. Obviously, hermafrodites can only use a primary organ. Basically, one of them is useless. Although she said some worms can use both organs to reproduce.
 

TheChort

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it's alright dude.
You should get over her.

if things never really got started, then they probably wouldn't have worked out even if you guys had hooked up.

But if that doesn't cut it, here's one i heard today. You might have to say it out loud to get the right effect:
A guy walks into a library. He looks to the librarian and says, "Can i get a hot dog?"
The librarian turns to him with one of those are-you-stupid looks in her eyes and says, "This is a library."
So the man responds in a whisper, "Sorry, can i get a hot dog?"
 

The Linuxator

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Originally posted by: TheChort
it's alright dude.
You should get over her.

if things never really got started, then they probably wouldn't have worked out even if you guys had hooked up.

But if that doesn't cut it, here's one i heard today. You might have to say it out loud to get the right effect:
A guy walks into a library. He looks to the librarian and says, "Can i get a hot dog?"
The librarian turns to him with one of those are-you-stupid looks in her eyes and says, "This is a library."
So the man responds in a whisper, "Sorry, can i get a hot dog?"
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