.

[MAME]

 

[KLin]

Tell them you know jack @#$@ about either one of them, but you're a quick learner.

 

[mitmot]

Why did you apply to begin with?

And even worse, why would they even consider hiring you?

 

[Gibson486]

beer.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

sleep with their daughters, get them pregant, then move out of state.
tell them you love them.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
sleep with their daughters, get them pregant, then move out of state.
tell them you love them.

bahahhaha im glad i wasnt drinking anything when i read that

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
sleep with their daughters, get them pregant, then move out of state.
tell them you love them.

you totally mis-quoted that story

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: mitmot
Why did you apply to begin with?

And even worse, why would they even consider hiring you?

Because I am teh win and don't you forget it

 

[loudSilence]

ah.. I guess your topic is sort of ture in this case.
Unless you make a reall good impression otherwise, and they can wait a while 'till you learn.

 

[mitmot]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: mitmot
Why did you apply to begin with?

And even worse, why would they even consider hiring you?

Because I am teh win and don't you forget it

If you are 'teh win,' your topic title wouldn't say "WELL I'M SCREWED"

 

[akubi]

remember to lube up and bring kneepads

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
sleep with their daughters, get them pregant, then move out of state.
tell them you love them.

you totally mis-quoted that story

i know, but you get the point.
im t3h funny

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: akubi
remember to lube up and bring kneepads

:thumbsup::laugh:

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: mitmot

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: mitmot
Why did you apply to begin with?

And even worse, why would they even consider hiring you?

Because I am teh win and don't you forget it

If you are 'teh win,' your topic title wouldn't say "WELL I'M SCREWED"

it's not over yet...!

 

[salt9876]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
sleep with their daughters, get them pregnant, then move out of state.
tell them you love them.

you totally mis-quoted that story

Fixed

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: salt9876

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
sleep with their daughters, get them pregnant, then move out of state.
tell them you love them.

you totally mis-quoted that story

Fixed

?

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: salt9876

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
sleep with their daughters, get them pregnant, then move out of state.
tell them you love them.

you totally mis-quoted that story

Fixed

just went back to the orig to see problem...right, spelling, gotcha

thanks i guess

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: KLin
Tell them you know jack @#$@ about either one of them, but you're a quick learner.

I was hired to do a lot of work with spreadsheets. My response to several questions about particular applications was "no, no, no, haven't used it." "Well, what spreadsheet programs HAVE you used?" "To be honest with you? What's a spreadsheet? But, don't worry, I'll be a spreadsheet expert very quickly. (said with confidence)" I was hired, and 2 weeks later, not only was I doing the job I was hired for, but I was also considered the expert or go-to guy in the company whenever anyone with years of experience couldn't get something to work.

 

[meltdown75]

just tell them how much you know about classic arcade gaming. does anything else matter?

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: KLin
Tell them you know jack @#$@ about either one of them, but you're a quick learner.

I was hired to do a lot of work with spreadsheets. My response to several questions about particular applications was "no, no, no, haven't used it." "Well, what spreadsheet programs HAVE you used?" "To be honest with you? What's a spreadsheet? But, don't worry, I'll be a spreadsheet expert very quickly. (said with confidence)" I was hired, and 2 weeks later, not only was I doing the job I was hired for, but I was also considered the expert or go-to guy in the company whenever anyone with years of experience couldn't get something to work.

I don't think this stuff is going to be as easy as learning how to use spreadsheets

 

[Cheetah8799]

MAME, it doesn't hurt to go interview. If they don't like you for the position, maybe they will have something else to offer. You never know. Just don't walk in there thinking you'll fail, that won't help you at all. Be positive.

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Cheetah8799
MAME, it doesn't hurt to go interview. If they don't like you for the position, maybe they will have something else to offer. You never know. Just don't walk in there thinking you'll fail, that won't help you at all. Be positive.

you're like the mom that tells her ugly son that he's handsome

 

[pclstyle]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: Cheetah8799
MAME, it doesn't hurt to go interview. If they don't like you for the position, maybe they will have something else to offer. You never know. Just don't walk in there thinking you'll fail, that won't help you at all. Be positive.

you're like the mom that tells her ugly son that he's handsome

lol brutal, he's trying to help

 

[MaxDepth]

Cheer up, son. You'll move out of your mom's basement, I just know it!

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: Cheetah8799
MAME, it doesn't hurt to go interview. If they don't like you for the position, maybe they will have something else to offer. You never know. Just don't walk in there thinking you'll fail, that won't help you at all. Be positive.

you're like MY mom that tells her ugly son that he's handsome