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Cutterhead

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Jul 13, 2005
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I nominate General Cornwallis IV

His qualifications for the position are undeniably first-class.

I abstain from voting until my demands are met! :|
 

kwjake

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Originally posted by: Cutterhead
I nominate General Cornwallis IV

His qualifications for the position are undeniably first-class.

I abstain from voting until my demands are met! :|



Fine, I give to the noisy left.
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Cutterhead
I nominate General Cornwallis IV

His qualifications for the position are undeniably first-class.

I abstain from voting until my demands are met! :|

Something is happening here, and I'm getting a little worried. So let's begin, quite properly, with a brief look at the historical development of the problem, of its attempted solutions, and of the eternal argument about it. When I state that Cornwallis doesn't know the difference between right and wrong, I'm merely trying to study the problem and recommend corrective action. Cornwallis and its factotums pay little or no attention to the negative impact that diabolism will have on our daily lives. It vehemently denies that, of course. But it obviously would, because it's undeniably a tragedy that its goal in life is apparently to devalue me as a person. Here, I use the word "tragedy" as the philosopher Whitehead used it. Whitehead stated that "the essence of dramatic tragedy is not unhappiness. It resides in the solemnity of the remorseless working of things," which I interpret as saying that Cornwallis intends to create a new social class. Clueless loonies, presumptuous, unforgiving anthropophagi, and flighty, devious swaggerers will be given aristocratic status. The rest of us will be forced into serving as their janissaries.
 

Cutterhead

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Jul 13, 2005
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Originally posted by: kwjake
Originally posted by: Cutterhead
I nominate General Cornwallis IV

His qualifications for the position are undeniably first-class.

I abstain from voting until my demands are met! :|



Fine, I give to the noisy left.

Hooray! :D

You can be sure he would hit it! Cornwallis FTW!
 
Nov 5, 2001
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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Cutterhead
I nominate General Cornwallis IV

His qualifications for the position are undeniably first-class.

I abstain from voting until my demands are met! :|

Something is happening here, and I'm getting a little worried. So let's begin, quite properly, with a brief look at the historical development of the problem, of its attempted solutions, and of the eternal argument about it. When I state that Cornwallis doesn't know the difference between right and wrong, I'm merely trying to study the problem and recommend corrective action. Cornwallis and its factotums pay little or no attention to the negative impact that diabolism will have on our daily lives. It vehemently denies that, of course. But it obviously would, because it's undeniably a tragedy that its goal in life is apparently to devalue me as a person. Here, I use the word "tragedy" as the philosopher Whitehead used it. Whitehead stated that "the essence of dramatic tragedy is not unhappiness. It resides in the solemnity of the remorseless working of things," which I interpret as saying that Cornwallis intends to create a new social class. Clueless loonies, presumptuous, unforgiving anthropophagi, and flighty, devious swaggerers will be given aristocratic status. The rest of us will be forced into serving as their janissaries.


I yield my time to the esteemed gentleman from the great state of Wyoming...
 

nakedfrog

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Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Cutterhead
I nominate General Cornwallis IV

His qualifications for the position are undeniably first-class.

I abstain from voting until my demands are met! :|

Something is happening here, and I'm getting a little worried. So let's begin, quite properly, with a brief look at the historical development of the problem, of its attempted solutions, and of the eternal argument about it. When I state that Cornwallis doesn't know the difference between right and wrong, I'm merely trying to study the problem and recommend corrective action. Cornwallis and its factotums pay little or no attention to the negative impact that diabolism will have on our daily lives. It vehemently denies that, of course. But it obviously would, because it's undeniably a tragedy that its goal in life is apparently to devalue me as a person. Here, I use the word "tragedy" as the philosopher Whitehead used it. Whitehead stated that "the essence of dramatic tragedy is not unhappiness. It resides in the solemnity of the remorseless working of things," which I interpret as saying that Cornwallis intends to create a new social class. Clueless loonies, presumptuous, unforgiving anthropophagi, and flighty, devious swaggerers will be given aristocratic status. The rest of us will be forced into serving as their janissaries.


I yield my time to the esteemed gentleman from the great state of Wyoming...

Thank you kindly.
Furthermore, Cornwallis's litanies are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". This is not the first time I've wanted to expose some of Cornwallis's unenlightened, smarmy deeds. But it is the first time I realized that it truly believes that those who disagree with it should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. It is just such fatuitous megalomania, damnable egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Cornwallis to ridicule, parody, censor, and downgrade opposing ideas. Yes, you heard me right; Cornwallis has been offering cynical, execrable scamps a lot of money to threaten the existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. This is blood money, plain and simple. Anyone thinking of accepting it should realize that Cornwallis had promised us liberty, equality, and fraternity. Instead, it gave us favoritism, vandalism, and terrorism. I suppose we should have seen that coming, especially since the dogs of voyeurism are barking up a storm, driven half-mad by the thought that Cornwallis evinces a bulldog-like instinct for going after the jugular of its intended victims. And that furious barking is music to my ears, because it is entirely versipellous. When it's with plebeians, Cornwallis warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against careerism. But when it is safely surrounded by its secret police, Cornwallis instructs them to respond to this letter with hyperbolic and uncorroborated accusations and assaults on free speech. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that it is not uncommon for Cornwallis to victimize the innocent, penalize the victim for making any effort to defend himself, and then paint the whole abhorrent affair as some great benefit to humanity.
 

Cutterhead

Senior member
Jul 13, 2005
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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Cutterhead
I nominate General Cornwallis IV

His qualifications for the position are undeniably first-class.

I abstain from voting until my demands are met! :|

Something is happening here, and I'm getting a little worried. So let's begin, quite properly, with a brief look at the historical development of the problem, of its attempted solutions, and of the eternal argument about it. When I state that Cornwallis doesn't know the difference between right and wrong, I'm merely trying to study the problem and recommend corrective action. Cornwallis and its factotums pay little or no attention to the negative impact that diabolism will have on our daily lives. It vehemently denies that, of course. But it obviously would, because it's undeniably a tragedy that its goal in life is apparently to devalue me as a person. Here, I use the word "tragedy" as the philosopher Whitehead used it. Whitehead stated that "the essence of dramatic tragedy is not unhappiness. It resides in the solemnity of the remorseless working of things," which I interpret as saying that Cornwallis intends to create a new social class. Clueless loonies, presumptuous, unforgiving anthropophagi, and flighty, devious swaggerers will be given aristocratic status. The rest of us will be forced into serving as their janissaries.


I yield my time to the esteemed gentleman from the great state of Wyoming...

Thank you kindly.
Furthermore, Cornwallis's litanies are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". This is not the first time I've wanted to expose some of Cornwallis's unenlightened, smarmy deeds. But it is the first time I realized that it truly believes that those who disagree with it should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. It is just such fatuitous megalomania, damnable egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Cornwallis to ridicule, parody, censor, and downgrade opposing ideas. Yes, you heard me right; Cornwallis has been offering cynical, execrable scamps a lot of money to threaten the existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. This is blood money, plain and simple. Anyone thinking of accepting it should realize that Cornwallis had promised us liberty, equality, and fraternity. Instead, it gave us favoritism, vandalism, and terrorism. I suppose we should have seen that coming, especially since the dogs of voyeurism are barking up a storm, driven half-mad by the thought that Cornwallis evinces a bulldog-like instinct for going after the jugular of its intended victims. And that furious barking is music to my ears, because it is entirely versipellous. When it's with plebeians, Cornwallis warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against careerism. But when it is safely surrounded by its secret police, Cornwallis instructs them to respond to this letter with hyperbolic and uncorroborated accusations and assaults on free speech. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that it is not uncommon for Cornwallis to victimize the innocent, penalize the victim for making any effort to defend himself, and then paint the whole abhorrent affair as some great benefit to humanity.

I didn't know!! I didn't know!! I want my vote back!! lol

Nakedfrog is this that program that writes fake essays? That is fantastic, you must provide linkage!
 

nakedfrog

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Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Cutterhead
I didn't know!! I didn't know!! I want my vote back!! lol

Nakedfrog is this that program that writes fake essays? That is fantastic, you must provide linkage!

Sir, I take umbrage at your suggestion that I would employ tactics such as using a tool like this one to generate my arguments against the foul usurper that is Cornwallis :p