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[Keego]

I just moved into an apartment and after a week, I thought I had found all of the problems with it so I submitted the check in sheet. A couple of days after that, I walked out on my upstairs porch and there's a birds in the eaves! Bird crap is everywhere!

I get all pissed and I tell the birds to fvck off. I WANTED THEM GONE.

I look outside today, and one of the parents is dead on my porch


I killed the birdies

 

[aplefka]

Asshole.

 

[jEct2]

lol, tell the birds to fvck off? LOL

what do you expect them to do? "oh shiit, sorry. hey frank, let's get outta here"

 

[deadlyapp]

lol. your voice killed them?

 

[Ryan]

Evil. I have a birds nest on my porch - kinda neat, so I leave it alone.

 

[Orsorum]

 

[imported_LoKe]

...Good move.
I'm sure you could have just cleaned out the eavesdrophs(I'm pretty sure I just massacred that word). ^_^

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: jEct2
lol, tell the birds to fvck off? LOL

what do you expect them to do? "oh shiit, sorry. hey frank, let's get outta here"

Haha I could see that as a part of Family Guy. Peter complaining about something and then about the time he told those birds to fvck off and cut to some birds saying that.

Edit: That, not this.

 

[notfred]

It took you a week and a half to go outside?

 

[Keego]

Originally posted by: notfred
It took you a week and a half to go outside?

I walked out there when I first got here and I've looked out since then, but besides that I used the back porch to hang out at with the BBQ. Plus, I was out of town for 5 days.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Keego
I just moved into an apartment and after a week, I thought I had found all of the problems with it so I submitted the check in sheet. A couple of days after that, I walked out on my upstairs porch and there's a birds in the eaves! Bird crap is everywhere!

I get all pissed and I tell the birds to fvck off. I WANTED THEM GONE.

I look outside today, and one of the parents is dead on my porch


I killed the birdies

they are going to haunt you, tonight around 2am you will feel a pecking on your forehead and a black feather will be left.

7 days.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Keego
I just moved into an apartment and after a week, I thought I had found all of the problems with it so I submitted the check in sheet. A couple of days after that, I walked out on my upstairs porch and there's a birds in the eaves! Bird crap is everywhere!

I get all pissed and I tell the birds to fvck off. I WANTED THEM GONE.

I look outside today, and one of the parents is dead on my porch


I killed the birdies

they are going to haunt you, tonight around 2am you will feel a pecking on your forehead and a black feather will be left.

7 days.

Fvck, knew I should've forwarded that damn chain letter.