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Hey Rand! Alllllriiiiiight Matt, *big, super-cheezy smile* here is what he wins!
A Brrrrrraaand new Nefio! A special radio that allows you to hear, in audio, all the latest nef threads to your hearst content! WOW!
Aaand thats not all! He gets a nice new keyboard(N.E.F. brand, of course! Only the best for you!) that posts randomly things like "I like pie" and "Cake is better" or "ha, nice thread" in EVERY thread! Imagine how fast you can become Diamond!
SOunds good, huh? But guess what?? If you claim your prize in the next FIVE MINUTES, you get a 100% FREE new gadget called "Mod-Block"! It makes all mods completely ignore all your posts, letting you go ban-free for all your AT days! And, for a mere $39.95 extra, you can get a plug-in for it to change your status to anything that you want! Always wanted it to say "Worship Me!" or "Higher Than Thou Art Member"? You can have it for a MEASlY 39.95! THATS RIGHT!
How do you feel to have won all these GRRRRREAT prizes Rand?
(There is a charge or $100,000,000 for taxes on each prize)