xeno2060

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So we tried to help these two helpless souls at POOL. We tried to explain to them that billiards is just a 3-D game on a flat slate. I mean, after all, you have 16 balls on a table, one of which is the ballistic ball, commonly known as the cue ball and 15 other balls. You have a completely flat slate with felt over the top of it and 16 spheres on top of it. The idea being to put all the spheres in the 6 pockets in order with the 8 sphere being last; that is if you're playing 8-ball. What's funny is, me and my girlfriend are pretty OLD but these kids were fairly young and they got it! BUT, the mormon dumb-a$$es that we were playing with didn't get it. BWahahahahahaha. I though that was funny. Take it for what it's worth.

I'm an ATTENTION WHORE! but I still love you guys!
 

MisterChief

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Originally posted by: xeno2060
So we tried to help these two helpless souls at POOL. We tried to explain to them that billiards is just a 3-D game on a flat slate. I mean, after all, you have 16 balls on a table, one of which is the ballistic ball, commonly known as the cue ball and 15 other balls. You have a completely flat slate with felt over the top of it and 16 spheres on top of it. The idea being to put all the spheres in the 6 pockets in order with the 8 sphere being last; that is if you're playing 8-ball. What's funny is, me and my girlfriend are pretty OLD but these kids were fairly young and they got it! BUT, the mormon dumb-a$$es that we were playing with didn't get it. BWahahahahahaha. I though that was funny. Take it for what it's worth.

I'm an ATTENTION WHORE! but I still love you guys!

:confused: Some things should be left unsaid...
 

xeno2060

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Originally posted by: MisterChief
Originally posted by: xeno2060
So we tried to help these two helpless souls at POOL. We tried to explain to them that billiards is just a 3-D game on a flat slate. I mean, after all, you have 16 balls on a table, one of which is the ballistic ball, commonly known as the cue ball and 15 other balls. You have a completely flat slate with felt over the top of it and 16 spheres on top of it. The idea being to put all the spheres in the 6 pockets in order with the 8 sphere being last; that is if you're playing 8-ball. What's funny is, me and my girlfriend are pretty OLD but these kids were fairly young and they got it! BUT, the mormon dumb-a$$es that we were playing with didn't get it. BWahahahahahaha. I though that was funny. Take it for what it's worth.

I'm an ATTENTION WHORE! but I still love you guys!

:confused: Some things should be left unsaid...


I LOVE YOU!!!!
 

MisterChief

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Originally posted by: xeno2060
Originally posted by: MisterChief
Originally posted by: xeno2060
So we tried to help these two helpless souls at POOL. We tried to explain to them that billiards is just a 3-D game on a flat slate. I mean, after all, you have 16 balls on a table, one of which is the ballistic ball, commonly known as the cue ball and 15 other balls. You have a completely flat slate with felt over the top of it and 16 spheres on top of it. The idea being to put all the spheres in the 6 pockets in order with the 8 sphere being last; that is if you're playing 8-ball. What's funny is, me and my girlfriend are pretty OLD but these kids were fairly young and they got it! BUT, the mormon dumb-a$$es that we were playing with didn't get it. BWahahahahahaha. I though that was funny. Take it for what it's worth.

I'm an ATTENTION WHORE! but I still love you guys!

:confused: Some things should be left unsaid...


I LOVE YOU!!!!

...umm...
 

xeno2060

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UMMMM... they were sweet too, but your right, they did not understand anything either... We TRIED though. They just didn't get that Trigonometry.:Q
 

MisterChief

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Originally posted by: xeno2060
UMMMM... they were sweet too, but your right, they did not understand anything either... We TRIED though. They just didn't get that Trigonometry.:Q

Still :confused:...
 

TheLonelyPhoenix

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Obviously they sucked at pool and didn't understand trigonometry because they were Mormons. :disgust:

Dipsh!t.