15 things YOU probably never knew

[platinumike]

1.At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.



2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.




3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.




4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.




5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.




6. You mean the world to someone.



7. If not for you, someone may not be living.



8. You are special and unique.



9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.



10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.



11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.



12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself,

probably, sooner or later, you will get it.



13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.




14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.



15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are grea

 

[hypn0tik]

DIAF OP

 

[cKGunslinger]

At least you removed the ">>>>>>" from your email spam.

0.0000000001/10

 

[platinumike]

wow this board is incapable of anything inspirational.

 

[jme5343]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
DIAF OP

This made me laugh

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

#9 is kind of creepy.

 

[HN]

Originally posted by: platinumike
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

I'm just gonna pick this one and say if person A killed person B's mom, person B would most probably hate person A for other reasons than wanting to be like him.

 

[Armitage]

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake.

 

[TraumaRN]

WTF is with all these sh!tty ass myspace posts doing on ATOT. This is kinda worthless...and only 14 year old little girls and stalker old men say sh!t like this....

 

[platinumike]

Originally posted by: HN

Originally posted by: platinumike
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

I'm just gonna pick this one and say if person A killed person B's mom, person B would most probably hate person A for other reasons than wanting to be like him.

No kidding. The point of this is not to address people in general. It is meant to be intimate, Read it like it was written for you. Unless of course you are a murderer than this article doesnt apply.

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: platinumike
wow this board is incapable of anything inspirational.

Haven't you heard -- we're all secular humanists.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I was hoping for wierd science facts or something.


What is this this self-help, 12-step inspirational happy happy "Yay I'm a special person" BS?

 

[Atheus]

"everyone is special" is acontradiction.

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: platinumike
1.At least 5 people in this world are ninjas that want to kill you.

2. At least 15 ninjas in this world watch you in some way.

3. The only reason any ninja would ever hate you is because they haven't killed you

4. A smile from a ninja can make you sh!t your pants, because, seriously, why would a ninja ever smile.

5. Every night, SOME ninja thinks about how they would kill you after you go to sleep

6. You mean the world to some ninja (not really, but he is taking the time to follow you around)

7. If not for you, someone else would be alive, because a ninja could have killed you instead.

8. You are weak and feable.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists is watching you (HINT: it's a ninja).

10. When you look a ninja in the eyes, it will be the biggest mistake ever

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, don't look, there's a ninja behind you

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, because there's a ninja blocking your path

13. Always remember the compliments you received, because that is all you will have when you are face to face with a ninja.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them, because it might be the last chance the ninja gives you before he kills you

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are going to be killed by a ninja

fixed

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Armitage
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake.

:thumbsup:

 

[LordMorpheus]

wow, thanks OP. Time to re-evaluate my life and live happily ever after.

Stay tuned for next week's episode: "Idealism, Optimism, The Real World, and how the three lead to my untimely death at the hands of a transgender Canadian midget."

 

[RapidSnail]

At least 150,889 people in this world wish you to die in a fire.

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: TheChort

Originally posted by: platinumike
1.At least 5 people in this world are ninjas that want to kill you.

2. At least 15 ninjas in this world watch you in some way.

3. The only reason any ninja would ever hate you is because they haven't killed you

4. A smile from a ninja can make you sh!t your pants, because, seriously, why would a ninja ever smile.

5. Every night, SOME ninja thinks about how they would kill you after you go to sleep

6. You mean the world to some ninja (not really, but he is taking the time to follow you around)

7. If not for you, someone else would be alive, because a ninja could have killed you instead.

8. You are weak and feable.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists is watching you (HINT: it's a ninja).

10. When you look a ninja in the eyes, it will be the biggest mistake ever

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, don't look, there's a ninja behind you

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, because there's a ninja blocking your path

13. Always remember the compliments you received, because that is all you will have when you are face to face with a ninja.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them, because it might be the last chance the ninja gives you before he kills you

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are going to be killed by a ninja

fixed

LOL - I'm at work and had to stifle the laughs.

 

[badmouse]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
wow, thanks OP. Time to re-evaluate my life and live happily ever after.

Stay tuned for next week's episode: "Idealism, Optimism, The Real World, and how the three lead to my untimely death at the hands of a transgender Canadian midget."

Oooooh! I'm waiting breathlessly counting the days until next week . . . whoa, I forgot, I'm not a transgender Canadian midget. Yet.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: TheChort

Originally posted by: platinumike
1.At least 5 people in this world are ninjas that want to kill you.

2. At least 15 ninjas in this world watch you in some way.

3. The only reason any ninja would ever hate you is because they haven't killed you

4. A smile from a ninja can make you sh!t your pants, because, seriously, why would a ninja ever smile.

5. Every night, SOME ninja thinks about how they would kill you after you go to sleep

6. You mean the world to some ninja (not really, but he is taking the time to follow you around)

7. If not for you, someone else would be alive, because a ninja could have killed you instead.

8. You are weak and feable.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists is watching you (HINT: it's a ninja).

10. When you look a ninja in the eyes, it will be the biggest mistake ever

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, don't look, there's a ninja behind you

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, because there's a ninja blocking your path

13. Always remember the compliments you received, because that is all you will have when you are face to face with a ninja.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them, because it might be the last chance the ninja gives you before he kills you

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are going to be killed by a ninja

fixed

LOL - I'm at work and had to stifle the laughs.

I lol'ed.

 

[yowolabi]

This thread is brutal. But I too resent being fooled into clicking on this thinking i'm going to get some interesting facts, and instead get this email forward BS.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: platinumike
1.At least 5 people in this world hate you so much they would kill you.

2. At least 15 people in this world hate you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because you are a pretentious douchebag.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, too bad they all hate you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about killing you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone. Dead.

7. If not for you, someone may be living.

8. You are special. So special your mommy cries every time you get on that special bus.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists hates you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, innocent kittens die.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, you are most likely right.

...got bored.

 

[HN]

Originally posted by: platinumike

Originally posted by: HN

Originally posted by: platinumike
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

I'm just gonna pick this one and say if person A killed person B's mom, person B would most probably hate person A for other reasons than wanting to be like him.

No kidding. The point of this is not to address people in general. It is meant to be intimate, Read it like it was written for you. Unless of course you are a murderer than this article doesnt apply.

I sense much anger in you. Please see this thread
or Yoda

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Armitage
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake.

Well, unique for sure. Snowflake, why not, they're cold, fragile, worthless, and come by the millions.

Beautiful, now, that's obviously not true.

 

[jadinolf]

meh