1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in
peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at
5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the
rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what
happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of
M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they
bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a
mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask
the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look
using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse
through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker
assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's
those voices again'.
and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly
....'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'.
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