15 and crazy!

[AMDJunkie]

It's my birthday! I'm fifteen and now I can get my restricted liscense! Ahh, finally, a chance to perform vehicular homicide with witnesses right next to me. I even wrote a little song about it.



If I die before I rise,
At least in Heaven I can drive,
Cause right now on Earth I can't do jack,
Without a cop hangin' on my back.

Well in my Heaven there's a raceway,
With tons of loops and curves,
And Jesus is ridin with me
In a mack-daddy Lambourgini.
And if you don't believe in Jesus,
Or Mohammed or Budha too,
Well we'll all be laughin at you
As we speed down the track.

Oh, if I die before I rise,
At least in Heaven I can drive,
Cause right now on Earth I can't do jack
Without a cop hangin' on my back

*Heaven is a raceway*

Now when people think of Heaven,
They think of those angels singin' divine
We'll I strained to listen
And they're singing, "You cannot drive."
But in my personal heaven,
I got a million different tracks
And everybody's invited
As long as they don't bring crap.

If I die before I rise,
At least in Heaven I can drive,
Cause right now on Earth I can't do jack
Without a cop hangin' on my back

(Racin' long the interstate
Lights flash, oh no, not again
Cop tells me to pull over
But not without having a little fun first)

If I die before I rise,
At least in Heaven I can drive,
Cause right now on Earth I can't do jack
Without a cop hangin' on my back

*Heaven is a raceway*

*Heaven is a raceway*

 

[Regine]

Happy birthday, sweetie

 

[BiggieN]

congrats on not being dead! how much more till you can get a CCL?

 

[SexEPid]

Happy Birthday, man!
You are pretty damn mature for your age.
In fact, I am older than you, just barely

Pid, TYRP

 

[Soybomb]

Happy Birthday!!! Getting anything good for your birthday? Go have some fun driving, its great, just be careful until you get used to it

 

[bonkers325]

HB man

cheers,
bonkers325

 

[BiggieN]

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

or use any kind of drugs/mind altering substances and drive. that includes nyquil!

 

[AMDJunkie]

Well, I have gotten some clothes from Structure, money from those great ol' relatives, and the CD Burner should come in soon. And now I can apply for an A+ test paid in full for by the government! w00t!

 

[yakko]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

 

[Soybomb]

Wow how are you getting the feds to pay for the A+ test, I wasn't going to bother, but if I dont have to pay for it!..... mmmm cdburner.....

 

[IBhacknU]

just be sure to wear your seatbelt.

Two 'kids' here (one 16 and one 18) plus their unborn child just died casue the MORON (16yr old) was overtaking another vehicle and hit someone head on! No seatbelts!

oh, and happy birthday!

 

[Isla]

Happy Birthday!

And yup, do be careful. A 26 year old woman was strolling her newborn in her neighborhood last week and her 17 year old neighbor plowed into her. The baby survived, but she is dead and that kid has to live with it for the rest of his life.

You've got a good head on your shoulders... don't let the power of driving make you lose it!

 

[Edgy]

Happy B-day!

I remember when I just got my license and car... Dang crazy son of a beech I was (speeding/playing bumper cars/tailgatin'/cutting people off/etc).

Took so many chances and now I think of it, dang lucky.

A car is just a tool that gets you from point A to point B.
Remember that whenever your teenage whim to be wild gets the best of you while driving. You'll save alot of hurt, possibly lives, and money money money (avoid tickets).

gluck

 

[cxim]

AMD, how about putting a big banner on your car radio aerial ? Something so we are warned a long way away ? a strobe & a beeping noise would be good too. LOL

 

[Yeeny]

Happy Birthday AMD you little dictator you! I hope you have a great birthday.

 

[Imported]

Happy Birthday.

Just remember to not stop on railroad tracks. 3 people inthe last year in my area have died cause they tried to go through them when a train is coming down.

 

[Mday]

happy birthday junkie boy