oogabooga

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Jan 14, 2003
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I saw virgil post this, and i thought it would be appropriate here, a la flame suit:

Dear:

[ ] Clueless n00b
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Ricer
[ ] kid with no clue
[ ] Flamebait
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Lazy person
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Scammer
[ ] Idiot
[ ] Asterik-laden adjective
[x] Pointless Thread Starter

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You asked for w@rez
[ ] You don't know what you're talking about
[ ] You posted a thread that deserved pics, and no pics were found
[x] You posted "postcount++" or any variation
[ ] You suck
[x] Your post title has nothing to do with the content
[ ] You complained about something you got for free/low cost
[ ] You are not the grammer police
[ ] You hate the US or its policies yet will not leave
[ ] You started a flamewar thread
[ ] You are b!tching about something you have no right to b!tch about
[ ] You asked for medical help on a computer forum
[ ] You did not finish your title, making searching futile
[ ] You like ricers
[ ] You are a ricer
[ ] You asked how to mod a honda
[ ] You tried to build a system even though you have NO clue how to do it
[ ] Your sig/alias sucks
[ ] You did not listen to a smarter member or ignored advice
[ ] You need use the damn search button
[ ] You posted in the wrong forum
[ ] You said any version of "repost"
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting
[x] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted spam
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
[ ] You used the words 'suxors' and/or 'roxors'
[ ] You posted "FIRST POST!"
[ ] You are quitting the boards for good...again
[ ] You complained about the Mods

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Listen to Moonbeam for 3 hours
[ ] Become friends with Red Dawn
[ ] Kiss Luvly full on the mouth, assuming she can take her foot out
[ ] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your keyboard
[ ] Read the damned FAQ
[ ] Post some damn pics
[ ] Go hug your parents right now
[ ] Remove the <insert forum here> forum from your list
[ ] Read the manual / instructions
[ ] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
[ ] Repenting is not possible. you are banned.
[ ] Use the damned search function
[ ] Post in the right damned forum
[ ] Put your car into a crusher
[x] Apologize to everybody on these boards
[x] Actually leave the boards for good
[x] Perform sexual favors on the Mods

Thank you.
 

no0b

Diamond Member
Jul 23, 2001
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You need to add

[]Die in a fire

for the

To Repent, You Must:

section
 

oogabooga

Diamond Member
Jan 14, 2003
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added
"Die in a fire"
and
"Eat your young if/when you have them"

it wasn't my flame suit btw, as stated i saw virgil post it, but i'm sure as hell going to use it whenever i can :)