:|

[Goosemaster]

Trying to remain coherent and rational while on the phone with CA support is like trying to endure a tooth pulling while watching American idol reruns on a 50'' 480i Plasma while a board-rejected plastic surgeon rips out skin out of the roof of your mouth and transplants it onto your face in a pattern that spells out "mai bitch" on your for head....


..TWICE.


I got transfered back to customer service TWICE by tech support cause they needed to verify obvious info...


urgh...

*waits for the call back*

 

[iamwiz82]

CA is ass-backwards in every respect. I love their 'licensing' :|

 

[zoiks]

I used to work there. I totally know where you're coming from.

 

[FP]

But but... You live in Virginia... Quit calling my state asking for support!

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: binister
But but... You live in Virginia... Quit calling my state asking for support!

*adjusts targeting*

 

[BurnItDwn]

Nice rant, much better than the ones I've seen today.
One question though, who's CA?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Nice rant, much better than the ones I've seen today.
One question though, who's CA?

pure evil, built from the ashes...err acquisitions of a thousand misguides souls...

(ca.com)

 

[compman25]

What phone support do Canadians need?

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Nice rant, much better than the ones I've seen today.
One question though, who's CA?

pure evil, built from the ashes...err acquisitions of a thousand misguides souls...

(ca.com)

Ahhh ... "Computer Associates International, Inc." Some type of software company ... I'd never heard of them before today. (perhaps I've lived a sheltered life...)


Is the plastic surgeon using a dull spoon, or perhaps maybe even a spork?
Sporks are cool.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn

Is the plastic surgeon using a dull spoon, or perhaps maybe even a spork?
Sporks are cool.

A dull, rusty handset