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[BrunoPuntzJones]

Anyone have any tips? Surely there are some secrets you folks are hiding...

Happens to everyone. I'm not in need of Bean-o or anything. Just would like to be a bit safer...

 

[pulse8]

Try and trap it in the chair cushion.

 

[BatmanNate]

Let it slip while passing through another department.

 

[pax2179]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Let it slip while passing through another department.

thats what Id do

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Let it slip while passing through another department.

I think that is the best option. By the time the damage is done, you are already gone.

 

[TechnoKid]

dont eat protein or beans or dairy and your farts shouldn't smell.

 

[blackdogdeek]

always spread butt cheeks to minimize sound.

if you can sit in someone else's chair that would be best.

 

[fredtam]

They make seat covers for that.

 

[XZeroII]

Start sniffing and ask if anyone smells something funny. If you start it, they usually won't blame you.


Another way is to just let it rip, big time. Then bolt for the bathroom and come back like an hour later. Walk funny for the rest of the day.

 

[KingNothing]

Crop dusting is your best option.

 

[sniperruff]

make lots of noise and then walk away and get some water...

 

[Bulk Beef]

Start sniffing and ask if anyone smells something funny. If you start it, they usually won't blame you.

Whoever smelt it, dealt it. Didn't you go to elementary school?

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
Another way is to just let it rip, big time. Then bolt for the bathroom and come back like an hour later. Walk funny for the rest of the day.

Winnar!

 

[z0mb13]

take a dump at the corner of ur cubicle..

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
Start sniffing and ask if anyone smells something funny. If you start it, they usually won't blame you.


Another way is to just let it rip, big time. Then bolt for the bathroom and come back like an hour later. Walk funny for the rest of the day.

Maybe ask your coworkers if they happen to have any spare underwear you could use. Check with the female coworkers if they have any spare panties they might have for those not so fresh days.

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Just don't "Gamble and Lose". Aahaha, that expression is great! I forgot who posted that.

 

[spidey07]

lift leg, ain't that hard.

 

[Taggart]

Your cube is your domain. It can smell and sound however you want it to. Let 'er rip.

 

[edro]

You gotta crop dust it... drop it and walk kind of fast through the cube halls so it is dispersed.

 

[GrumpyMan]

Walk in to the nearest elevator and cut loose right before you get out and others are getting in. I've done that many times and have yet to hear anyone complain. Of course they are a few floors down by then.

 

[poopaskoopa]

Be a man and own up to it. Seriously. If you try to hide it, and get caught, you'll feel this small. Look them in the eyes, point at them, and let'er rip.

 

[StageLeft]

I just fart when I need to. If somebody walks by, so be it. I refuse to live my life in shame or fear of that.

 

[MaxDSP]

I take a walk and let er' rip

 

[K1052]

Just do it. Don't draw any attention to it though, just act like you don't smell anything and so will everyone else.