Isshinryu

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She is on the floor laughing and pointing. I think she might die of asphyxiation. You contributed to the murder, just remember that.
 

Amorphus

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Originally posted by: Biggerhammer
(pictures doing this to a drill sergeant. Not good.)
:evil:

Do it to the second-closest, then.

Or the closest, but have a friend take pics! :D
 

GroundZero

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Originally posted by: Biggerhammer
(pictures doing this to a drill sergeant. Not good.)
:evil:

that sounds like it would violate the "don't ask don't tell" policy.


[drill sgt] You ,maggot, have just got your ass a dishonorable discharge, you little penis pirate![/drill sgt]
 

Slacker

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Well, my son always thought I was a little weird, but now he wont talk to me or come anywhere near me :(
 

Slacker

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Were we supposed to use a pirate voice? maybe thats what scarred(sic) him, yeah, it had to be the pirate voice.


Try substituting one of these, with the appropriate actions for each..........

Tail Gunner
Rear Admiral

Use the pirate voice for added effect.
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: bootymac
Haha, my mom just came home, and as she came up the stairs, I ambushed her and jumped at the top of the stairs and said "I AM LE PENIS PIRATE!!!!!! MEOW!!!!!" followed by a river dance, for good measure.

Her reaction? She asked if I wanted her to teach me how to dance :confused:

Dude, you got owned by your mom.
 

falias

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Originally posted by: bootymac
Haha, my mom just came home, and as she came up the stairs, I ambushed her and jumped at the top of the stairs and said "I AM LE PENIS PIRATE!!!!!! MEOW!!!!!" followed by a river dance, for good measure.

Her reaction? She asked if I wanted her to teach me how to dance :confused:

Lay off the crack.
 

Ikonomi

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Originally posted by: bootymac
Haha, my mom just came home, and as she came up the stairs, I ambushed her and jumped at the top of the stairs and said "I AM LE PENIS PIRATE!!!!!! MEOW!!!!!" followed by a river dance, for good measure.

Her reaction? She asked if I wanted her to teach me how to dance :confused:

You got served! :Q
 

Ikonomi

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Originally posted by: neutralizer
Everyone is asleep :(. I'm sorry. I'll tell my comp tho. Oh he hummed at me with his fans.

I wish my computer would give me a hummer. :thumbsup: