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[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Blasphemy is a blast for me.

:heart:

- M4H

Geez, didn't even see it there you your sig. 😱

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Blasphemy is a blast for me.

:heart:

- M4H

Geez, didn't even see it there you your sig. 😱

That's because I just put it there. 🙂

/hands Jeff7 a tall, frosty :beer:

- M4H

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire


That's because I just put it there. 🙂

/hands Jeff7 a tall, frosty :beer:

- M4H

Ah, gotcha. 😛
I wish I could remember where I first saw that. Probably on the Internet somewhere, if that narrows it down.
Oh yeah - I thought about it. Seriously. I'll just keep the gun and bullets, but not take the suggestion itself.

 

[notfred]

You should take one, then drop it in the nearest trash can, preferrably in plain view of the people who gave it to you.

 

[glen]

Would it be ok had it been the:
Bhagavad Gita?
Koran?
Torah?

 

[no0b]

Originally posted by: notfred
You should take one, then drop it in the nearest trash can, preferrably in plain view of the people who gave it to you.

Nah tell them that you would like them all to give them to all your buddies, Then once you have a few dump them in the trash and make sure they are unsalvagable.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: glen
Would it be ok had it been the:
Bhagavad Gita?
Koran?
Torah?

No. Then again why does that matter?

 

[no0b]

Originally posted by: glen
Would it be ok had it been the:
Bhagavad Gita?
Koran?
Torah?

No but if he threw them away, I'm sure thats a hate crime.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire


That's because I just put it there. 🙂

/hands Jeff7 a tall, frosty :beer:

- M4H

Ah, gotcha. 😛
I wish I could remember where I first saw that. Probably on the Internet somewhere, if that narrows it down.
Oh yeah - I thought about it. Seriously. I'll just keep the gun and bullets, but not take the suggestion itself.

As long as you're willing to spread the loving message and priceless guidance, be my guest. 😀

- M4H

 

[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: iamme
why don't you just say, "no thanks"?

I did. Those pesky bible bangers kept following me.

just drop kick them in the nuts while chanting all hail and praise mighty satan


😀

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: no0b

Originally posted by: glen
Would it be ok had it been the:
Bhagavad Gita?
Koran?
Torah?

No but if he threw them away, I'm sure thats a hate crime.

AMERICAN INFIDEL! YOU DESTROY OUR CULTURE! JIHAD! JIHAD! *ululates*

😛

- M4H

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: iamme
why don't you just say, "no thanks"?

you obviously have never met one of those guys/gals or are one yourself because a simple no thanks never works, those missionary types are worse then car salesmen, they wont leave you alone and if your lucky enough to get one of the good ones they will tell you how god is going to send you and your family to firey pits of hell for enternal damnation.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: GroundZero

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: iamme
why don't you just say, "no thanks"?

I did. Those pesky bible bangers kept following me.

just drop kick them in the nuts while chanting all hail and praise mighty satan


😀

ROFL!

I'm going through monitor wipes like popcorn over here!

- M4H

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: glen
Would it be ok had it been the:
Bhagavad Gita?
Koran?
Torah?

no its the same thing.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: iamme
why don't you just say, "no thanks"?

you obviously have never met one of those guys/gals or are one yourself because a simple no thanks never works, those missionary types are worse then car salesmen, they wont leave you alone and if your lucky enough to get one of the good ones they will tell you how god is going to send you and your family to firey pits of hell for enternal damnation.

i guess i haven't come across the really pushy ones. a few days ago someone tried to hand one to me. i started to take it (not knowing what it was at first) and then just pushed it back saying, "no thanks".

being pushy and following you around is definitely going to cause a negative effect.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: minendo
That is the number of times I was given a new testament today while walking around campus. All 13 of them are sitting patiently in a classroom for anyone that wants them.

They used to do that at my campus, too. Eventually I put them all in my roommates desk (who is an atheist). There were ~20 of them

why do u people ALWAYS feel so compelled to include other in your belief system? what, were you jealous that your roomate was more intelligent than you? did you envy his ability to think for himself?! so what if he is an atheist? what if I wrote 666 all over your stuff? how would you feel?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: minendo
That is the number of times I was given a new testament today while walking around campus. All 13 of them are sitting patiently in a classroom for anyone that wants them.

They used to do that at my campus, too. Eventually I put them all in my roommates desk (who is an atheist). There were ~20 of them

why do u people ALWAYS feel so compelled to include other in your belief system? what, were you jealous that your roomate was more intelligent than you? did you envy his ability to think for himself?! so what if he is an atheist? what if I wrote 666 all over your stuff? how would you feel?

Settle down, dumbass. You're making the rest of us look bad.

He wasn't chosen to receive the bible-dump because he was an atheist - it just happened to be a coincidence.

I'm sure his roommate thoroughly enjoyed the Great Gift of Toilet Paper.

- M4H

 

[cavemanmoron]

keep one with you,and when you see one of those people again,say no thanks,i have one,
"Do you want it back?",and show it to them.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: minendo
That is the number of times I was given a new testament today while walking around campus. All 13 of them are sitting patiently in a classroom for anyone that wants them.

They used to do that at my campus, too. Eventually I put them all in my roommates desk (who is an atheist). There were ~20 of them

why do u people ALWAYS feel so compelled to include other in your belief system? what, were you jealous that your roomate was more intelligent than you? did you envy his ability to think for himself?! so what if he is an atheist? what if I wrote 666 all over your stuff? how would you feel?

Settle down, dumbass. You're making the rest of us look bad.

He wasn't chosen to receive the bible-dump because he was an atheist - it just happened to be a coincidence.

I'm sure his roommate thoroughly enjoyed the Great Gift of Toilet Paper.

- M4H

oops sorry i read that wrong. i thought mintendo was the one handing them out, when i guess he just dumped them all on his roomie's desk as a joke. i apologize whole heartedly. 😱😱😱

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: minendo
That is the number of times I was given a new testament today while walking around campus. All 13 of them are sitting patiently in a classroom for anyone that wants them.

They used to do that at my campus, too. Eventually I put them all in my roommates desk (who is an atheist). There were ~20 of them

why do u people ALWAYS feel so compelled to include other in your belief system? what, were you jealous that your roomate was more intelligent than you? did you envy his ability to think for himself?! so what if he is an atheist? what if I wrote 666 all over your stuff? how would you feel?

I'm an agnostic. My belief system is pretty much defined as having no beliefs. And your ranting skills suck.

Also, unlike you, my roommate knows how to take a joke... he laughed for a good 45 seconds when he saw it.

 

[Platypus]

Hah, I just hold my hand up in the "stop" position when I see those people on campus Mike. Did you see like 3 of those guys in wool suits over by CS today?

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: minendo
That is the number of times I was given a new testament today while walking around campus. All 13 of them are sitting patiently in a classroom for anyone that wants them.

They used to do that at my campus, too. Eventually I put them all in my roommates desk (who is an atheist). There were ~20 of them

why do u people ALWAYS feel so compelled to include other in your belief system? what, were you jealous that your roomate was more intelligent than you? did you envy his ability to think for himself?! so what if he is an atheist? what if I wrote 666 all over your stuff? how would you feel?

I'm an agnostic. My belief system is pretty much defined as having no beliefs. And your ranting skills suck.

Also, unlike you, my roommate knows how to take a joke... he laughed for a good 45 seconds when he saw it.

i ordered dianetics for my catholic firend, his parents thought he was in a cult, hahah that was funny.

 

[Corporate Thug]

yesterday one of those fvckers started talking to me when i was shooting hoops, he was like "do u beileve in god?" i replied : believe in him, i AM him! and he walked away

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: minendo
That is the number of times I was given a new testament today while walking around campus. All 13 of them are sitting patiently in a classroom for anyone that wants them.

They used to do that at my campus, too. Eventually I put them all in my roommates desk (who is an atheist). There were ~20 of them

why do u people ALWAYS feel so compelled to include other in your belief system? what, were you jealous that your roomate was more intelligent than you? did you envy his ability to think for himself?! so what if he is an atheist? what if I wrote 666 all over your stuff? how would you feel?

Settle down, dumbass. You're making the rest of us look bad.

He wasn't chosen to receive the bible-dump because he was an atheist - it just happened to be a coincidence.

I'm sure his roommate thoroughly enjoyed the Great Gift of Toilet Paper.

- M4H

Nope. You obviously arent familar with the little green new testament bibles that get handed out on campuses. The paper is too thin to use as TP in "single ply", and if you tried using 2+ sheets at once, its too slick and you'd just end up with crap on your fingers (although some here in ATOT my argue that "crap on your fingers" is exactly what you started with).

BTW, the above is the voice of experience talking... not my experience, but a guy down the hall tried it, and I'm willing to take him at his word.

 

[hdeck]

after the firrst, show the others that you already have them. then if it bothers you that much, simply leave it somewhere on your way home.