13 times...

[minendo]

That is the number of times I was given a new testament today while walking around campus. All 13 of them are sitting patiently in a classroom for anyone that wants them.

 

[Broohaha]

are you serious? btw, my sig isnt serious

 

[iamme]

why don't you just say, "no thanks"?

 

[clamum]

Give them to me I need rolling papers

 

[zixxer]

id shove it down their throat..

 

[gistech1978]

there are that many jesus freaks running around purdue?

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: minendo
That is the number of times I was given a new testament today while walking around campus. All 13 of them are sitting patiently in a classroom for anyone that wants them.

They used to do that at my campus, too. Eventually I put them all in my roommates desk (who is an atheist). There were ~20 of them

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: iamme
why don't you just say, "no thanks"?

I did. Those pesky bible bangers kept following me.

 

[Luagsch]

tools: lighter fluid, lighter
method: book burning
how-to: grab a copy of the new testament. use lighter fluid on it. use lighter for pyro-effects.
RUN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Broohaha]

CCC must have hit their stride up there...

 

[conjur]

Throw it back at them

But carve a pentagram into the front cover first.

 

[vi edit]

Were the they the little pocket size ones? If so, they work great for door stops.

 

[damiano]

Originally posted by: Luagsch
tools: lighter fluid, lighter
method: book burning
how-to: grab a copy of the new testament. use lighter fluid on it. use lighter for pyro-effects.
RUN!!!!!!!!!!

this is blasphem

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Were the they the little pocket size ones? If so, they work great for door stops.

Yeah. They were the little pocket sized ones with a green cover.

These guys were positioned at every possible walking route on campus.

 

[gistech1978]

and if the devil is 6
then god is 7
6+7=13

 

[spartan]

I think I got offered 2-3 times my whole 3 years there. Times have changed....

 

[Luagsch]

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: Luagsch
tools: lighter fluid, lighter
method: book burning
how-to: grab a copy of the new testament. use lighter fluid on it. use lighter for pyro-effects.
RUN!!!!!!!!!!

this is blasphem

well i will rott in hell then... (btw why would the devil torture me in hell when i only did what he likes?)

 

[MercenaryForHire]

This is why I carry a lighter, even though I don't smoke.

"Excuse me sir, but would you care to experience enlightenment and save your soul?"
*takes bible*
*flicks the Bic*
"Yeah. I am enlightened. Those things sure do burn bright these days."

- M4H

 

First day back this year...... Always a little crazy.....

 

[prvteye2003]

Originally posted by: americangigolo
Give them to me I need rolling papers

that's what the guys in prison use for paper!!

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: americangigolo
Give them to me I need rolling papers

Sounds like you're a holy roller.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Were the they the little pocket size ones? If so, they work great for door stops.

Yeah; I use a Bible given to me, in an attempt to convert me, to make my door bounce back shut after a cat goes in and out of my room 20,000 times deciding to stay or not.

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: Luagsch
tools: lighter fluid, lighter
method: book burning
how-to: grab a copy of the new testament. use lighter fluid on it. use lighter for pyro-effects.
RUN!!!!!!!!!!

this is blasphemy

Blasphemy is a blast for me.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Blasphemy is a blast for me.

:heart:

- M4H

 

[no0b]

An upside to going to a Catholic University, Religion isn't crammed down your throat as much.

Ironic aint it.

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate

Originally posted by: americangigolo
Give them to me I need rolling papers

Sounds like you're a holy roller.

Excellent!!