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I thought this was serious when I read the title and thought it might be about super-strong electromagnets. Seriously you can levitate just about anything (yes even non-ferrous) with a strong enough B-field. I saw a demonstration of a strawberry being levitated hehe. And no it wasn't tampered with.
 
Originally posted by: MadCowDisease
I think you have to have an IQ in excess of 160 to get this joke. 😉
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I think you have to have the IQ of a walnut to think that.

In other news, archeologists have discovered the oldest document in human history. Pruported to be 50 billion!!!!11111oneoneoneeleven!!! years old, the document contains, oddly enough, some dumb assed joke about a levitating cat/buttered bread perpetual motion machine. Amidst many boos, hisses and groans from the crowd the scientists proceeded to re-bury the useless document in an effort to dispose of this wretched excuse for a joke.

The lead scientist spoke at a press conference saying: "A joke can only be funny so many times but once everyone except some nut on Banantech with mad cow disease has heard the joke, it's really not in our best interest to keep repeating it."

"Several protesters at the archeological cite expressed concern that this putrid stench of a joke should be kept from falling into the wrong hands, rogue states or terrorist groups that may use it to incite violence, but rest assured we will do everything we can to educate the public on how to protect themselves against foul jokes of this nature." Said Tom Ridge yesterday afternoon.

 
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: bigalt
why is it such an offense to re-tell an old joke?
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Didn't you get the memo? Apparently only retarded people with the IQ of a walnut, who have Mad Cow Disease, who suck, and should be banned re-tell old jokes. Since this obviously applies to me, I am in the clear.
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i must have missed that. good luck with all that, btw.
 
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Anyone else want to tell me the joke is old or tell me how much I suck before I go clean out cow crap from the barn (which is beginning to look attractive compared to the company here today)?
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Hehe ... if it is for a good cause i don't mind 😉
 
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