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[Rufio]

so retarded.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: Citrix
you suck

That's funny, I heard you do too.

:beer:

 

[Dufman]

Very long, but short on the funnay

 

[Kadarin]

This isn't just a 404.. It's a 410, followed immediately by a 417.

 

[bdjohnson]

i live in davis.

 

[element]

I thought this was serious when I read the title and thought it might be about super-strong electromagnets. Seriously you can levitate just about anything (yes even non-ferrous) with a strong enough B-field. I saw a demonstration of a strawberry being levitated hehe. And no it wasn't tampered with.

 

[Xenon14]

boo

 

[Kipper]

I think you have to have an IQ in excess of 160 to get this joke.

 

[Adul]

image

 

[PrincessGuard]

Go Ags!

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: Citrix
you suck

That's funny, I heard you do too.

So you don't deny it?

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: GoodToGo
Motion to ban.

 

[prvteye2003]

back in the day of smoking grass, I levitated on more than a few occasions! Levitation is nothing new to me.

 

[Bryophyte]

 

[element]

Originally posted by: MadCowDisease
I think you have to have an IQ in excess of 160 to get this joke.

I think you have to have the IQ of a walnut to think that.

In other news, archeologists have discovered the oldest document in human history. Pruported to be 50 billion!!!!11111oneoneoneeleven!!! years old, the document contains, oddly enough, some dumb assed joke about a levitating cat/buttered bread perpetual motion machine. Amidst many boos, hisses and groans from the crowd the scientists proceeded to re-bury the useless document in an effort to dispose of this wretched excuse for a joke.

The lead scientist spoke at a press conference saying: "A joke can only be funny so many times but once everyone except some nut on Banantech with mad cow disease has heard the joke, it's really not in our best interest to keep repeating it."

"Several protesters at the archeological cite expressed concern that this putrid stench of a joke should be kept from falling into the wrong hands, rogue states or terrorist groups that may use it to incite violence, but rest assured we will do everything we can to educate the public on how to protect themselves against foul jokes of this nature." Said Tom Ridge yesterday afternoon.

 

[Ausm]

That same joke was told when the sudy of physics was invented

Sysadmin

 

[Bryophyte]

 

[bigalt]

why is it such an offense to re-tell an old joke?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Levitating frogs rock you btw.

 

[Farfrael]

Old, and didn't really need to use so many words to tell it
The shorter, the better

 

[Bryophyte]

 

[Bryophyte]

 

[bigalt]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: bigalt
why is it such an offense to re-tell an old joke?

Didn't you get the memo? Apparently only retarded people with the IQ of a walnut, who have Mad Cow Disease, who suck, and should be banned re-tell old jokes. Since this obviously applies to me, I am in the clear.

i must have missed that. good luck with all that, btw.

 

[Bryophyte]

 

[Farfrael]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Anyone else want to tell me the joke is old or tell me how much I suck before I go clean out cow crap from the barn (which is beginning to look attractive compared to the company here today)?

Hehe ... if it is for a good cause i don't mind