We have to pick only one?
Damn, I'd ban 90% of the people in P&N.
Hmmm, maybe Red Dawn?
No, he's an asshole and I disagree with pretty much everything he says, but he amuses me.
I guess I'd go with one of these three, take your pick:
SuperTool
Br00Br00 or whatever the hell his name is
BabyBaliDoc.