12 Step Program

[Train]

Ok, up until just a few minutes ago i would have denied it, "no way", "not me", "I'm not a stats junkie!! leave me alone!, I'M FINE!"

but then it hit me, I am dying to find out yesterdays stats, i can barely type anymore, I need a hit man! somebody help! arghhhh!!

So here i am to enroll in the 12 step program, step one, anyone else can join in if they want...

Hi, my name is Train and Im addicted to my stats.

 

[ViRGE]

1. Change your email address to russ@comp... ah, er, anand@anandtech.com to rid yourself of your stats.

 

[mechBgon]

But ViRGE, he already admitted he had a problem... the stats are down!

Hi, I'm mechbgon and my stats are down too...

 

[Athlex]

Welcome Train. My name is Athlex and I've been addicted to crack for almost 3 months now. At first I thought I could handle my problem, but after some friends called the clinic I was faced with what I had become- a computer junkie with an outlet.

 

[RC]

I'm here in Stats Anonymous with the hope that I will be able to connect with someone after the meeting that can give me some stats.

Update: I'm obviously not ready for recovery.

 

[ViRGE]

Fine fine, I'l change it mech, but you won't like it.

 

[Engineer]

Did somebody mention stats....Haven't thought about it all day...

RC, did we put the finishing touches on breaking the Stats along with the DPC dump.....

[Sweat Breaking out on Forehead] I told you I DON'T NEED NO STINKING STATS...I REALLY DON'T...WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M SHOUTING, THE ONLY FSKING THING I SAID IS I DON'T NEED NO MF'EN (NOT MF6 EITHER) STATS....[/Sweat Breaking out on Forehead]....

 

[Ken g6]

I recommend you step down slowly. SETI takes between 5 and 12 hours to complete a WU, so your stats change slower.

 

[Wellcky]

Hi, my name is Bryan and I'm a Crack head! (no pun intended)

 

[Train]

its now been nearly 2 days since ive had a hit, I dont think ill be able to make it much longer........