12 hours until my room must be clean!!

[eakers]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
seriously, is it me or girls don't like action as much as guys?

you don't see guys saying, "if you don't do this girl, no sex for you"

my gf also commented that I'm one horny toad... I don't get it.. they're not???

[edit]
can the girls here elaborate?

depends on the person.

i'd never withhold action because i'd only be punishing myself

 

[virtuamike]

Get it together man. There's football Monday night, there's no time for sex.

 

[DonaldC]

Originally posted by: woodie1
Find a new G/F.

lol

 

[huey1124]

Originally posted by: virtuamike
Get it together man. There's football Monday night, there's no time for sex.

my new hero!

seriously, my gf knows not to bother me when i'm watching football. she already knows i don't pay any attention to her come Sunday and Monday nights.

 

[Alienwho]

Girls definantly are [can be] horny. My girlfriend is so aggressive, there is always pressure to make out with her even if i just want to cuddle and watch a movie. SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE.

 

[iamme]

Hmmm....is your girlfriend that bad in bed that you won't even clean your room for some action?

j/k

 

[BD231]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
seriously, is it me or girls don't like action as much as guys?

you don't see guys saying, "if you don't do this girl, no sex for you"

my gf also commented that I'm one horny toad... I don't get it.. they're not???

[edit]
can the girls here elaborate?

Girls want it just as bad as guy's do, but not in the same way I don't think. That's why chicks turn into raging bitches when they don't get any for a while (already raging bitches excluded) . They know how to use sex as a choke hold, if a man were to say no sex untill you clean your sh*t up, that man would be considerd the asshole of all assholes and would get a beating or walked out on. Ladies know men want it, so there's a 99.9% chance Keego will be doing his thing monday night, so there's really no risk in it for the lady. I don't understand how a guy can let a girl control him though, but I wouldn't let my room get messy enough to have a lady say no sex that's for damn sure!. I also wouldn't stand for a lady barking orders at me, I don't work like that. I'd just keep the room clean though keego, it's just a good habbit

 

[Megatomic]

Marry her, she's a neat freak.

 

[huey1124]

Originally posted by: SeekingTao
Marry her, she's a neat freak.

marry her, so she can order him around for rest of his life?

 

[Geekbabe]

Oh my, what woman could think of anything more lust producing than the oppportunity to make love amid a pile of smelly socks and empty Dorito bags ?

 

[olds]

Why Monday? What wrong with tonight/now? She all booked up?

 

[Rookie]

send her my way... my room IS clean

j/k

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Placer14

Originally posted by: Keego

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Yeah if you are a pimp and your GF's a HO

if that was the situation, couldnt he just slap her down and make her clean his room, all the while yelling: B%$#@, WHERES MY MONEY?!?!?!

You're on a roll today anxi80!

Hahahahahahahaha.....i get it....

Anxi-eighty....Anxi-ighty.....Anxi-ity.....Anxity......hhaha...hah....haha......hmmm....


YEA! And what give with girls these days. I'm sorry, but my last girlfriend loved it. Everyday, anytime. You girls need a rolemodel.

Hahaha, just kidding. My girl is like that, but she moved to Cali before I realized what I had. ::sigh::

go placer!! you got it... nice job. a lot of people dont notice it...

 

[huey1124]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Oh my, what woman could think of anything more lust producing than the oppportunity to make love amid a pile of smelly socks and empty Dorito bags ?

Doritos smell like a pile of smelly socks.

Keego, sex or not you should clean up your room. it's a good habit like someone else mentioned.

 

[huey1124]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Why Monday? What wrong with tonight/now? She all booked up?

yeah, she's busy cleaning my house until Monday.

(i told her no sex until she cleans everything)

 

[anxi80]

cleaning your room is a meaningless task. when i was a kid, my mom hired a cleaning lady to come clean up the house (my room included). she dusted, picked up trash, and organized my room. no lie, i swear my room was in the exact same shape, if not worse, the next day. and the fact that i used to be a pack-rat (keeps everything), made it worse. im better now, but for some people, cleaning a room is a meaningless chore. i mean, why make the bed in the morning when your just going to jump into again at the the end of the day? c'mon lazy people, have we neglected chapter 3 of 'how to live lazy and be happy?' (yes, we lazy people do have a handbook)

edit: need to rent out the grammar handbook when im done with the lazy one...

 

[Spikey289]

You mean theres a handbook? I thought the authors just didnt show up to write it!

 

[Moonbeam]

If you are a pig get yourself a sow.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Spikey289
You mean theres a handbook? I thought the authors just didnt show up to write it!

lol, good one.

reminds me of an excerpt from jay and silent bob strike back...

george carlin: ...its the first rule of the book
jay: what book?
george carlin: the unwritten book of the road...

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
seriously, is it me or girls don't like action as much as guys?

you don't see guys saying, "if you don't do this girl, no sex for you"

my gf also commented that I'm one horny toad... I don't get it.. they're not???

[edit]
can the girls here elaborate?

They are just as horny, but that's not acceptable in western society so they lie.

 

[ElFenix]

if it only took cleaning my room to get some action...

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: Jellomancer

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
seriously, is it me or girls don't like action as much as guys?

you don't see guys saying, "if you don't do this girl, no sex for you"

my gf also commented that I'm one horny toad... I don't get it.. they're not???

[edit]
can the girls here elaborate?

They are just as horny, but that's not acceptable in western society so they lie.

and they only act horny around men that are up to snuff

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Keego
Damn that means I have to do something today besides wake up and shower. :disgust:

Yuck. You probably have yours and her DNA all over the sheets from months past!

First post I've seen you make in a while and it was a dud...you're slippin Red...all over Keego's sheets...

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Keego
Damn that means I have to do something today besides wake up and shower. :disgust:

Yuck. You probably have yours and her DNA all over the sheets from months past!

First post I've seen you make in a while and it was a dud...you're slippin Red...all over Keego's sheets...

"Ribbed... for her pleasure. Ewwwwwwww...."

 

[Hammer]

make her do it if she's got a problem with it!