116 year old virgin

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n7

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Do you think ignorance is bliss?

I often say that sarcastically to people, but it's very true in many ways.

Very true...
 

Colt45

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Originally posted by: paulney
Originally posted by: n yusef
Originally posted by: paulney
Also, come on, the guy is illiterate yet knows his age?
He was supposedly born before the Revolution, so I discount the whole thing on the basis:

a. The whole thing is a fake given it's in the newspaper 'Comsomol Truth'
b. The guy doesn't have a clue about his real age due to illiteracy
c. There are no papers to prove it because they weren't kept at the time for peasants like him (or lost in the tumultuous times)

Um... Illiterate people can still count.

116 years!!!
You realize people forget their birthdays and some times they have to calculate their age, if you ask them about it. And that's by the time they hit 60-70, let alone 116. The guy can't reference the calendar. Or the passport. Or whatever documents he has.

I highly doubt the whole thing. Let me dig in the source directly, without translation.

why wouldnt it be in komsomolskaya pravda? the paper does still exist..
enjoy
http://www.kp.ru/daily/23892/66403/

theres a picture of his passport with birthdate in it..
 

paulney

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Originally posted by: Colt45
why wouldnt it be in komsomolskaya pravda? the paper does still exist..
enjoy
http://www.kp.ru/daily/23892/66403/

theres a picture of his passport with birthdate in it..

I know it exists :), thank you very much. Like I already said, KP is a great example of yellow press, especially their online edition. Online Russian media is not a very reliable source in general, and KP is just obscene in the rubbish they publish.
 

bignateyk

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Apr 22, 2002
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"The less you know, the longer you live. Ignorance is long life and happiness."

Id say there is some truth to this statement.
 

mojaam

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If he's able to survive all that time with no education or by herding goats, then good for him. I wouldn't mind living such a simple life myself but I don't think the environment, time, situation will allow it. I don't wanna be homeless is all I am saying. As for the sex thing, I understand since his religious faith does not allow it.
 

DarkThinker

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Originally posted by: senseamp
Someone get this man a prostitute and a double shot of Viagra, stat.

Well fortunately I have an awesome parody idea, however I would be so banned if I made that parody thread... oh decisions decisions jeez!
 

compuwiz1

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He could always masturbate, for the feeling at least, because he's probably going to be puffing dust, if he can cum at all.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: DarkThinker
Originally posted by: senseamp
Someone get this man a prostitute and a double shot of Viagra, stat.

Well fortunately I have an awesome parody idea, however I would be so banned if I made that parody thread... oh decisions decisions jeez!

well post it in here.
 

sniperruff

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Apr 17, 2002
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sometimes i do think ignorance is a bliss... but then what's life worth living for if you missed out all the other things?
 

Mucho

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He said he never had sex with a woman he however, did not say anything about goats.