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100 GRAND!! oldie but Hilarious!

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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: Yreka
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: C6FT7
Busted! Another oldie but good!

Sad if true.

🙁

HAHAHAHA, I can't stop laughing! "I'm uhhh... I'm kidding" :laugh:


Oh wow, that reminds me of some Lamont and tanelli bits they had out here a long time ago.

I dont have the media files, but they used to do these bits where people would call in and get the DJs to play tricks on their loved ones similar to the link above.

This one guy calls in, and he is all proud bcause he and his wife had sex in the spa the night before. Apparently they lived in an apartment complex, so it was a shared spa. He was super cockey, thinking he is this big don juan bcuase they had sex in public and "Could have gotten caught".

Anyway, they call his wife and pretend to be a womens magazine doing an anon survey. One of the questions they ask is to describe the most exiting sexual encounter you have ever had. Remember this guy called in and requested they ask her this..

Her answer:

Girl - Well, there was this guy I used to work with at my comapny. We used to meet up various places around the office and have sex. It was really hot because I like... a certain kind of sex and my husband/ then fiancee won't give it to me

DJ - What kind of sex is that ?

Girl - *short pause* well I enjoy anal sex quite a bit, and my husband is against it.

DJ- How long did this go on ?

Girl- This started when my husband and I were engaged , and lasted until shortly after we got married. The other guy ended up calling it off because he felt guilty since he was about to get married himself.

DJ - If you met this man again today, and he consented would you do it again ?

Girl - Oh absolutely, the sex was phenominal. Don't get me wrong, I love my husband very much, but this guy did things to me no one else has ever been able to do.

DJ-..... uhh I don't quite know how to tell you this.

Guy starts yelling , then crying, rips up mancard etc etc..

That's terrible! But it didn't happen to me, so it's funny. 😛


found the link for this, warning, VERY NSFW, has porn banners, etc:

NSFW LINK
 
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