$100: 1hr massage (happy ending) or 15min of sex

[RossMAN]

LOL this thread delivers and Platypus (sorry Jeff7) is my new hero.

 

[BudAshes]

$100 for sex is too low of a fee.

How much do you charge the guys?

 

[mikeford]

I would never step foot in or even park my car near a place that looked like the massage was a cover for sex, zero appeal. What I am not so sure about is how I might respond if I was in a nice place getting some muscle pain removed by an attractive lady and was offered the service. It would have to present itself as a non sleazy, non scam, event, more of gee my hands are already covered in oil what part have I missed thing.

I'm not sure which would seem more weird, doing it or not. Good reason to avoid the basic service in the first place.

 

[RandomWords]

As a massage therapist - I'm getting really tired of people using massage as a term for their sex shop - they should just allow brothels to reappear with no association to massage at all... the fact that some cities (in my state) classify massage as a sexual oriented business is completely retarded - there is nothing sexual about a massage and there's a lot of health benefits (non-sexual -perverts) from getting a massage... but it is the mind-set and association like this that makes my job more difficult.... why couldn't you just ask if they walked into a sex shop would they rather pay for a happy ending, 15 minutes of sex, girls stripping or what not - or go down the street to just get a regular massage... why include massage at all... most of those people in that type of business know nothing about massage in the first place... sure - they'll give you a massage - one like your boyfriend or girlfriend can give you - absolute complete crap with no knowledge of which areas to avoid so they don't damage your nerves or organs; hands filthy from their other clients; diseases spreading because they aren't aware of which ones are super contagious and should absolutely be avoided or the person sent home... yeah - you go there... just don't do my profession an injustice by calling it a massage.

 

[JEDI]

As a massage therapist - I'm getting really tired of people using massage as a term for their sex shop - they should just allow brothels to reappear with no association to massage at all... the fact that some cities (in my state) classify massage as a sexual oriented business is completely retarded - there is nothing sexual about a massage and there's a lot of health benefits (non-sexual -perverts) from getting a massage... but it is the mind-set and association like this that makes my job more difficult.... why couldn't you just ask if they walked into a sex shop would they rather pay for a happy ending, 15 minutes of sex, girls stripping or what not - or go down the street to just get a regular massage... why include massage at all... most of those people in that type of business know nothing about massage in the first place... sure - they'll give you a massage - one like your boyfriend or girlfriend can give you - absolute complete crap with no knowledge of which areas to avoid so they don't damage your nerves or organs; hands filthy from their other clients; diseases spreading because they aren't aware of which ones are super contagious and should absolutely be avoided or the person sent home... yeah - you go there... just don't do my profession an injustice by calling it a massage.

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tl;dr

best legit massage I had was from a physical therapist.
my doc sent me there.

 

[sandorski]

As a massage therapist - I'm getting really tired of people using massage as a term for their sex shop - they should just allow brothels to reappear with no association to massage at all... the fact that some cities (in my state) classify massage as a sexual oriented business is completely retarded - there is nothing sexual about a massage and there's a lot of health benefits (non-sexual -perverts) from getting a massage... but it is the mind-set and association like this that makes my job more difficult.... why couldn't you just ask if they walked into a sex shop would they rather pay for a happy ending, 15 minutes of sex, girls stripping or what not - or go down the street to just get a regular massage... why include massage at all... most of those people in that type of business know nothing about massage in the first place... sure - they'll give you a massage - one like your boyfriend or girlfriend can give you - absolute complete crap with no knowledge of which areas to avoid so they don't damage your nerves or organs; hands filthy from their other clients; diseases spreading because they aren't aware of which ones are super contagious and should absolutely be avoided or the person sent home... yeah - you go there... just don't do my profession an injustice by calling it a massage.

Ok, but srsly though, how much for the Happy Ending?

 

[sandorski]

I think I'd go for the 1 hour Massage/Happy over just 15 mins of Sex. It would just be the better experience overall. Unless this was a regular place I was visiting, then I would alternate.

Never have done it though, but if I were to I'd probably do it that way.

 

[amdhunter]

Will I get to see her vagina during the 1 hour session?
No? Then sex.

 

[smackababy]

From my experience, $100 isn't enough for a good massage, so I'd have to opt for the sex and not a shitty fucking massage.

 

[RPage11]

http://forum.rubmaps.com/topic/2746/prices/

Just look at this and learn better from it next time.
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[JEDI]

http://forum.rubmaps.com/topic/2746/prices/

Just look at this and learn better from it next time.
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just copy and paste it here

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Who the hell wants a massage?

Also for 100 bucks, that better be the best 15 minutes of my life. Get the leather belts, organic free trade honey, and a cantaloupe or two out.

 

[Mai72]

You can get a soapie in Thailand for 2,000 baht. That's $60 USD. Hotter women will cost you a bit more.

You get 1.5 hours with the girl. First, you get to pick your girl thru a window. You get a nice bath, massage on a flotation device with warm water/soap and a very nice happy ending

This is what my friends have told me.

 

[Genx87]

How about 1hr massage AND 15 minutes of sex WITH a woman I didn't have to pay for?

If you figure this out let the rest of us men know.