$100: 1hr massage (happy ending) or 15min of sex

[JEDI]

regular massage = $60/hr (+Tip)
happy ending +$40
Note: No need to tip if happy ending. the +40 is the Tip. so $100 out the door.

just sex = $100

if u walked into the massage parlor, which would you choose?

 

[Platypus]

not being pathetic: priceless

 

[mztykal]

Regular massage. Diseases are priceless, so I wouldn't be okay with the other two options.

 

[ElFenix]

If u walked into a massage parlor
Regular massage
Regular massage with happy ending
15min of straight sex

where's the option for 15 min of gay sex?

 

[Platypus]

where's the option for 15 min of gay sex?

you know what you must do.

 

[Blackjack200]

Honestly, why not just bring $200?

where's the option for 15 min of gay sex?

I'm pretty sure the OP will give it up for free.

 

[mmntech]

How about 1hr massage AND 15 minutes of sex WITH a woman I didn't have to pay for?

 

[BD231]

Put the money in a trash can and watch them fight over it.

 

[jlee]

How about 1hr massage AND 15 minutes of sex WITH a woman I didn't have to pay for?

lol, this.

 

[Kadarin]

Regular massage. Diseases are priceless, so I wouldn't be okay with the other two options.

Because diseases are caught by having been jerked off?

 

[styrafoam]

Clicked on this hoping for a hot deal thread. Bummed out, did not vote.

 

[shortylickens]

not being pathetic: priceless

Unfortunately you'll never know how that feels.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

not being pathetic: priceless

Hey, I always tip my wife. Thank you very much!

 

[Platypus]

Unfortunately you'll never know how that feels.

lol you must be mistaking my life for yours.

 

[vi edit]

Hey, I always tip my wife. Thank you very much!

Just the tip.

 

[MongGrel]

Hey, I always tip my wife. Thank you very much!

:biggrin:

Just the tip can be fun for awhile sometimes...

 

[shortylickens]

lol you must be mistaking my life for yours.

lol no I'm not lol, lol.

 

[Attic]

$100 massage/happy

As long as she milks the nuts good it's no contest.

 

[JEDI]

$100 massage/happy

As long as she milks the nuts good it's no contest.

if u like milking, try a prostate massage?
of course you're going to pay more. (no idea how much)

 

[JEDI]

oh forgot about this point:
People normally tip for a normal massage.

No need to tip if happy ending. the +40 is the Tip.
so $100 out the door.

 

[Mixolydian]

$100/15 minutes? fucking ripoff. 2 bucks/min, max.

gimme the massage. I have back issues anyway.

 

[Rakehellion]

not being pathetic: priceless

Ding.

 

[alkemyst]

$100 for sex is too low of a fee.

 

[SandEagle]

a playstation game, 2 large pizzas, drinks and dessert. mmmm

 

[Rakehellion]

$100 for sex is too high of a fee.

Fixed.