10 things

[kermalou]

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not White.

3. Rap music is here to stay


4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.

8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5


9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLEWON'T
ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.

6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in
your family.

10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLEWON'T
ADMIT:

1. O. J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
car.

 

[Wahsapa]

:thumbsup:

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
:thumbsup:

 

[Whitecloak]

:laugh:

 

[EarthwormJim]

10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your

Nice.

 

[Yanagi]

Good one!

 

[Cawchy87]

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/23618.html

 

[Mnementh]

Guess you've got to be American to find the humour in most of those

 

[edro]

The only ones I laughed at were the Hispanic ones and ALL the black ones. 😀 This was obviously written by a white dude, because the white ones aren't funny. 😀

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Haha nice :thumbsup:

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: edro13
The only ones I laughed at were the Hispanic ones and ALL the black ones. 😀 This was obviously written by a white dude, because the white ones aren't funny. 😀

lol.. i was thinking the same thing.. The white ones i didnt find very funny. I was more like.. uh duh

 

[DrPizza]

🙂

 

[CPA]

funny.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: edro13
The only ones I laughed at were the Hispanic ones and ALL the black ones. 😀 This was obviously written by a white dude, because the white ones aren't funny. 😀

lol.. i was thinking the same thing.. The white ones i didnt find very funny. I was more like.. uh duh

Agreed, all were obvious, except the Rap music thing, in a few years, it'll be remembered as the disco of the 90's 😛

 

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

Big, fat, bubbly ass != sexy either.

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: kermalou

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLEWON'T
ADMIT:

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

I have to disagree with that statement. I see more white people with American flags plastered on their car, than Hispanic people with the flag of their native country.

Originally posted by: kermalou

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLEWON'T
ADMIT:

10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

That is a behavior shown be every race, not just Hispanic.


: ) Amanda

 

[Jzero]

8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
The flavor is called Fruit Juicy Red! :|:|:|

Oh, wait....that's Hawaiian Punch.
:Q

 

[bobbybe01]

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

ROFL anybody that does that needs to be shot 🙂

 

[ThePresence]

6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

I don't know what that has to do with being hispanic, but I LOL'd anyway. 🙂

 

[Trey22]

10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your
car.

I gotta send that one to my neigbor.

 

[Linflas]

Mediterranean people are no longer white? Cool when do we italians get our checkbox under "Ethnicity"?

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: edro13
The only ones I laughed at were the Hispanic ones and ALL the black ones. 😀 This was obviously written by a white dude, because the white ones aren't funny. 😀

lol.. i was thinking the same thing.. The white ones i didnt find very funny. I was more like.. uh duh

Same here and I'm not even white.

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: edro13
The only ones I laughed at were the Hispanic ones and ALL the black ones. 😀 This was obviously written by a white dude, because the white ones aren't funny. 😀

lol.. i was thinking the same thing.. The white ones i didnt find very funny. I was more like.. uh duh

Same here and I'm not even white.

 

[cKGunslinger]

:thumbsup:

There are great. And I agree that they are all funny except the white ones - they are just all true.

 

[JDub02]

Last time I checked, Jewish people are considered "white". It's been a while since I had logic in college, but if Jewish people are considered "white" and Jesus was a Jew, that makes Jesus "white" by today's standards.

FWIW, I think the whole notion of "race" is crazy. We're all part of the human race. Skin color/country of origin just means you looks different .... unless you're Italian, then it means you like spaghetti and talk with your hands. 😛