10 Things Every Girl Should Know About Boys and Their Privates...

[jimbob200521]

Link

Just a preview of this...warning site to girls:

"4. The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs. That's why all the girls who do "it" always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, "I am an insatiable slut!""

"9. Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax ? for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies."

Wow...just wow... :roll:

 

[OutHouse]

<<<< L&R is that way

 

[moshquerade]

that was a strange read.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: jimbob200521

Topic Summary: I hope this site isn't serious...

You mean for a second there you actaully thought it was?

 

[AmpedSilence]

this has to be satire aimed at uber conservatives. Thats the only way it makes any sense.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
this has to be satire aimed at uber conservatives. Thats the only way it makes any sense.

i think a picture of Laura Bush at the top confirmed that.

 

[iamwiz82]

I am not clicking on a link called Iron Hymen at work.

 

[mugs]

I'm not going to visit ironhymen.com at work, but someone needs to tell them that when you overdo satire to that extent it ceases to be funny.

Did they mention pussy trolls?

 

[HammerCurl]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
I am not clicking on a link called Iron Hymen at work.

I haven't said this yet and I've wanted to:

QFMFT

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: mugs
I'm not going to visit ironhymen.com at work, but someone needs to tell them that when you overdo satire to that extent it ceases to be funny.

Did they mention pussy trolls?

Pillow pants!

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: mugs
I'm not going to visit ironhymen.com at work, but someone needs to tell them that when you overdo satire to that extent it ceases to be funny.

Did they mention pussy trolls?

Pillow pants!

best part of that whole movie!

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: mugs
I'm not going to visit ironhymen.com at work, but someone needs to tell them that when you overdo satire to that extent it ceases to be funny.

Did they mention pussy trolls?

Pillow pants!

Dont forget listerfiend

 

[CKent]

I can't believe it's a revelation to some that this is satire.

 

[jimbob200521]

Originally posted by: mugs
I'm not going to visit ironhymen.com at work, but someone needs to tell them that when you overdo satire to that extent it ceases to be funny.

Did they mention pussy trolls?

Pussy Trolls?

 

[Terabyte]

Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican's toilet. :Q

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: mugs
I'm not going to visit ironhymen.com at work, but someone needs to tell them that when you overdo satire to that extent it ceases to be funny.

Did they mention pussy trolls?

Pillow pants!

Oh, man, I was laughing so hard in the theater at that bit...

 

[effowe]

Totally a parody. That's the girls version, here's the boys. I think NSFW can be assumed from the site name.

 

[BurnItDwn]

sounds funny, perhaps I'll give it a gander when I get home, not about to open that link at work ...