10 things Canadians don't know about Americans

[Red Squirrel]

This is great lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpoYWROw5BY

 

[pontifex]

i think you linked to the wrong video or something?

 

[lxskllr]

i think you linked to the wrong video or something?

Thanks for the warning. Last time, I got squirrel porn foisted upon me :^S

 

[Ken g6]

Seems like the right video; just kinda dumb.

Things he doesn't get:

#3: The answer to portions is to take half home and eat it for lunch the next day.
#4: Spend $450 on a plane ticket for a vacation? Lots of Americans can't even come up with $450 to fix their cars.
#5: See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_fries

 

[Strk]

Now I feel like watching Die Hard

 

[DaTT]

Now I feel like watching Die Hard

I do need to re-watch the Godfather.

 

[EliteRetard]

Sounds legit.

 

[Subyman]

2.) ??? Only kids burn marshmallows
3.) I haven't been to a restaurant that over serves in quite a while
4.) Passports? Why would most Americans want to leave? There are tons and tons of unique places to go in America. International travel is out of the price range of a lot of Americans.
5.) Americans hate the French? Paris is like the place most women dream of going... We like to rid them but we don't hate them.
6.) Americans like the English accent, they don't necessarily think they are smart
7.) Movies are a huge part of American culture, so that makes sense. He is going waaaaay overboard with the movie credits thing.
8.) Godfather is good, but I don't know anyone that has seen it tons and tons. Die Hard has been seen a ton because TNT played it non stop in the 90's.
9.) ??? Weird.
10.) We like our country 🙂

 

[GagHalfrunt]

He forgot #1. Americans view Canadians the same way we view Labrador retriever puppies. They're pretty stupid, but they're cute and harmless and it's fun to fake them out by only pretending to toss the tennis ball.

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[NAC4EV]

 

[zerocool84]

Well yea but no one calls us United Stateans.

 

[John Connor]

This is great lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpoYWROw5BY

HAHAHAHA! Sounds about right. Yippee ki yay.... eh. LMAO!

Now, as an American I have heard you Northys eat shit tons of Canadian bacon or ham. Is that true? 😀

 

[MongGrel]

He forgot #1. Americans view Canadians the same way we view Labrador retriever puppies. They're pretty stupid, but they're cute and harmless and it's fun to fake them out by only pretending to toss the tennis ball.

I'll give you a Ramen just because it was pretty funny, I like my Canuck friends.

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[BudAshes]

Well yea but no one calls us United Stateans.

Actually Canadians do call it "The States."

 

[zerocool84]

Actually Canadians do call it "The States."

Well yea the country but not the people.

 

[NAC4EV]

What pisses me off, is that some Canadians show a lack of respect and use derogatory terms.

Very unkind IMO

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[TheVrolok]

"Great" must have a different definition Up North?

 

[Red Squirrel]

HAHAHAHA! Sounds about right. Yippee ki yay.... eh. LMAO!

Now, as an American I have heard you Northys eat shit tons of Canadian bacon or ham. Is that true? 😀

I'm not sure if we eat any abnormal amounts but we do like our poutine.

 

[Zstream]

I'm not sure if we eat any abnormal amounts but we do like our poutine.

Nasty stuff right there 😉

 

[John Connor]

I'm not sure if we eat any abnormal amounts but we do like our poutine.

Sounds good, but I'd ditch the gravy. Don't care for gravy at all.

 

[Mayne]

It's funny how americans are so jealous of Canada.

 

[John Connor]

Not, no, net, nein, nada.

It's funny how americans are so jealous of Canada.

^Citation needed....

Americans.

 

[Drako]

It's funny how few americans are so jealous of Canada.

FTFY

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Hilarious