10 signs being in love might be a crippling/fatal disease

[DisgruntledVirus]

10 Signs Of Being In Love That Might Actually Be Symptoms Of Crippling Or Fatal Disease

1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular fibrillation and myocardial infarction (heart attack)

2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Parkinson's Disease

3. Constant smiling.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Bell's Palsy

4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at work or home.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: early onset Alzheimer's Disease

5. Frequent or constant sexual arousal.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: nymphomania

6. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: multiple sclerosis

7. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: OCD

8. Bruising on neck, breasts and other tender areas.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: leukemia

9. Insomnia.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: benign prostatic hyperplasia

10. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/her presence.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: schizophrenia

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[EGGO]

What a reliable source.

 

[DainBramaged]

LOL...I was entertained. I also entertained the smoke pit for five mins with it. Thx. 😀

 

[ViviTheMage]

blogspot.com?

OK! cute none the less.

 

[Kev]

I wish I had more hands so I could give that list 4 thumbs down

 

[Q]

Does anyone actually get weak knees? For realz?