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Jetblade

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Aug 21, 2003
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I didn't come up with any of these but go ahead and add some or your own...

Box Chevy forum
-how much dope can I fit in the glove box?
-If I had 2 keys and 1 bird and got caught by 5-0 am I looking at 10 fed time or just 5 and probation? :confused:

Mercedes forum
-My wife is divorceing me and trying to take the house. How do a kill her and keep my Doctors license?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today :( How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill em? I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a civic tried to race me. :D

Civic forums (quite a few here)
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me :D
-Just added some more decals (5hp gain)
-whose tailpipe is bigger (post pics)
-A want some Altezza'a
-Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing.

VW Bug forum
- Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum (couple here)
- How to turn your Yugo into a childrens gym (DIY+pics)
- Where the best place to start a fire in this thing?

Lamborghini forum
-Wind noise around 210MPH :|

SUV forum
- Are the Gas prices going down any time soon?

Lexus forums
- Remember that car company that made the Legend? What happened to them?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retarded suit (pics)

Legend forum
- eye candy (pics) :D

BMW 745 -750 forum
- How do a get a coffee stain out of my carpet?

Caddilac forum
- How do a get Yak out of my fur seats?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare and Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1986 :(

Black Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Do anyone have any altezza'a for sale?

Toyota Echo forum
- Does our cars use AAA or AA batteries?

Ferrari forums
- Just bought a boat. Need suggestions about a quick round business trip to Columbia + should a bring the biatch along for the ride?

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. How do I trade in the car?

Saturn forums
- (In for sale/wanted) Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Bugati
- Wife (now ex-wife) got in car with shoes on. How to remove blood stains out of carpet?

Jaguar
- Patterns on the burlwood dash + cocaine is causing nausia. Is the carbon fiber dash kit groupbuy still on?

Mini
- Just flipped the cooper after seeing The Itailian job. Sueing the movie company. (pics)

dodge viper forum
-Do we really need all this motor?

McLarean F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a Stealth Fighter tried to race me. :D

Hummer forum
-Had a fender bender today :( 24 hurt, 10 killed. Is black touchup paint available through the dealer?

Fiat forum
(first ever post)
-Hello? Am I the only member?
(Last ever post)
-Hello? Am I still the only member?

Mitsubishi forum
-How to remove training wheels (DIY)

Nissan (Silvias) forums
- Just finished my USDM 240 conversion! :D (Pics)

Subaru WRX forum
- Got pulled over for drifting in New York City. :( I hate cops :|

Supra forum
(For sale/wanted)- 2 turbos isn't enough. I need Nawwws :(

Chevy Trucks forum
- It aint going into fifth! What in tarnations is wrong? Hell, I aint got all daY! Com'on niow ya'll shoot me a holler. Gotta git those darn cows rounded up.
 
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beer

Lifer
Jun 27, 2000
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Black Crown Vic, Bugati and Saturn made me chuckle. WRX forum is so true its crazy
 
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zimu

Diamond Member
Jun 15, 2001
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LOL some of these are hilarious!
some i don't get, probably cause I don't know the geography of cars too great :(
 
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Jetblade

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Aug 21, 2003
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Originally posted by: Mill
Why is the grammar so terrible in those examples?
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Because the forum I got it off from don't give a flying F*** about it. As long as you can read it.

Also, see sig. :D
 
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Mill

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
28,558
3
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Originally posted by: Jetblade
Originally posted by: Mill
Why is the grammar so terrible in those examples?
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Because the forum I got it off from don't give a flying F*** about it. As long as you can read it.

Also, see sig. :D
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Oh, it doesn't bother me either. I love ignorant people.
 
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DurocShark

Lifer
Apr 18, 2001
15,708
5
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Monster SUV forums: I'm driving, talking on my cell, drinking my Chai Tea, yelling at my kids, and putting on mascara. How do I change the DVD?
 
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boyRacer

Lifer
Oct 1, 2001
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Hey... look Mazda is left unscathed... :D

Gooooooooooooooooooooo RX-7... :)

... and before you go on about the apex seals... F U... :p
 
Nocturnal

Nocturnal

Lifer
Jan 8, 2002
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Originally posted by: Jetblade
I didn't come up with any of these but go ahead and add some or your own...

Box Chevy forum
-how much dope can I fit in the glove box?
-If I had 2 keys and 1 bird and got caught by 5-0 am I looking at 10 fed time or just 5 and probation? :confused:

Mercedes forum
-My wife is divorceing me and trying to take the house. How do a kill her and keep my Doctors license?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today :( How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill em? I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a civic tried to race me. :D

Civic forums (quite a few here)
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me :D
-Just added some more decals (5hp gain)
-whose tailpipe is bigger (post pics)
-A want some Altezza'a
-Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing.

VW Bug forum
- Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum (couple here)
- How to turn your Yugo into a childrens gym (DIY+pics)
- Where the best place to start a fire in this thing?

Lamborghini forum
-Wind noise around 210MPH :|

SUV forum
- Are the Gas prices going down any time soon?

Lexus forums
- Remember that car company that made the Legend? What happened to them?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retarded suit (pics)

Legend forum
- eye candy (pics) :D

BMW 745 -750 forum
- How do a get a coffee stain out of my carpet?

Caddilac forum
- How do a get Yak out of my fur seats?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare and Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1986 :(

Black Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Do anyone have any altezza'a for sale?

Toyota Echo forum
- Does our cars use AAA or AA batteries?

Ferrari forums
- Just bought a boat. Need suggestions about a quick round business trip to Columbia + should a bring the biatch along for the ride?

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. How do I trade in the car?

Saturn forums
- (In for sale/wanted) Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Bugati
- Wife (now ex-wife) got in car with shoes on. How to remove blood stains out of carpet?

Jaguar
- Patterns on the burlwood dash + cocaine is causing nausia. Is the carbon fiber dash kit groupbuy still on?

Mini
- Just flipped the cooper after seeing The Itailian job. Sueing the movie company. (pics)

dodge viper forum
-Do we really need all this motor?

McLarean F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a Stealth Fighter tried to race me. :D

Hummer forum
-Had a fender bender today :( 24 hurt, 10 killed. Is black touchup paint available through the dealer?

Fiat forum
(first ever post)
-Hello? Am I the only member?
(Last ever post)
-Hello? Am I still the only member?

Mitsubishi forum
-How to remove training wheels (DIY)

Nissan (Silvias) forums
- Just finished my USDM 240 conversion! :D (Pics)

Subaru WRX forum
- Got pulled over for drifting in New York City. :( I hate cops :|

Supra forum
(For sale/wanted)- 2 turbos isn't enough. I need Nawwws :(

Chevy Trucks forum
- It aint going into fifth! What in tarnations is wrong? Hell, I aint got all daY! Com'on niow ya'll shoot me a holler. Gotta git those darn cows rounded up.
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As far as the Civic forum goes I've only seen the one about a punk Mustang trying to race someone. The others I've yet to see. I frequent many Honda forums and yet to see anyone mention their new stickers they got that adds 5hp.
 
K1052

K1052

Elite Member
Aug 21, 2003
52,757
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Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill em? I have a record and I ain't going back.
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:|

Chevy Trucks forum
- It aint going into fifth! What in tarnations is wrong? Hell, I aint got all daY! Com'on niow ya'll shoot me a holler. Gotta git those darn cows rounded up.
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:|

 
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Amorphus

Diamond Member
Mar 31, 2003
5,561
1
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Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Originally posted by: Jetblade
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As far as the Civic forum goes I've only seen the one about a punk Mustang trying to race someone. The others I've yet to see. I frequent many Honda forums and yet to see anyone mention their new stickers they got that adds 5hp.
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1) did you need to quote the entire thing? really now.

2) this is a joke, mmkay? like, "ha-ha". that sort of thing.
 
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