1) STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!

[GreenBeret]

2) Get up.
3) See if anyone around you could use some help.
4) If they don't, then go outside, and wander around a bit.
5) If you STILL haven't found anyone to help after 5-10mins, come on back

This does not apply if you are crippled at the moment (evan) or sick.

 

[ltk007]

Yes!!!! I have an excuse to be lazy!

 

[convex]

old ladies crossing streets alone, cripples stumbling around, deaf mutes wandering into traffic, the blind getting their possessions stolen, kids lost from their parents... bah, i'm to comfortable to get up right now

 

[Viper GTS]

I'm exempt, I had oral surgery yesterday. I'm too doped up on prescription pain killers to drive safely anyway.



Viper GTS

 

[ltk007]

Hey Viper, don't hog all those painkillers!

 

[FornicationFred]

I can't, see, I was in an accident, and ripped off my buttocks. So when I go out in public my pants fall down, and people laugh at me. It's very emotionally draining.

 

[Viper GTS]

You're not taking my percocet, goddammit! You'll have to pry this bottle out of my cold, dead fingers!

I might be wiling to work something out on the pint of Ben & Jerry's, though.



Viper GTS

 

[ltk007]

You'd better hurry and die then, cause I've got things to do today!

 

[yakko]

HAH! you're lucky I mafe it from the bed to my computer before falling asleep(feeling real tired today) so just back off or the only help your gonna need is .....zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

<< and ripped off my buttocks >>

I just hate when that happens :disgust: