1 sexually repressed nerd + 1 iPod + 1 urge to dump = cluster eff

[GasX]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
it is always interesting to see when a story is retold to a forum how perfect the OPs answers are to people in authority....


im sure there was a lot more stuttering, stammering and "uhs and umms" usually associated with being scared sh1tless

so true...

 

[doze]

He whispered into my ear. "Did you ... did you take a dump, and then drop your iPod in the toilet on accident?"

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
That is both funny and sad at the same time.

I actually read that whole thing, and those were the first words I thought of.

 

[thehstrybean]

I knew iPods were evil

 

[everman]

Originally posted by: daveymark
that would be a great submission at ratemypoo.com

not that I visit that site often

There are some things you just don't post...

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: doze

He whispered into my ear. "Did you ... did you take a dump, and then drop your iPod in the toilet on accident?"

Sounds like the intro to a church of fudge video

 

[theeedude]

Is there such a thing as "probable cause" in Canada?
I mean I could see them searching for "bomb" if they suspected terrorism, but searching for child porn...