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[LeStEr]

gladly , i was always so attracted to you mods anyway, now lets get down to

 

[ManSnake]

business by spanking your monkey...

 

[saxman]

the monky bit my big toe off, a screamed at it then....

 

[DefRef]

..it was time for the "Antiques Road Show". I got out my...

 

[ecrespol]

Sawed-Off Shot Gun and ....

 

[UnixFreak]

my 1874 brass teapot, and then I went to...

 

[AudiPorsche]

The pawn shop and traded all of it for....

 

[ecrespol]

a crack rack

 

[saxman]

which I actually thought was a snickers canby bar. Unfortunately....

 

[ManSnake]

my monkey got stuck and I started to scream...

 

[zippy]

"Holy crap that doorknob is made of cheese!"

 

[saxman]

and then I ate the cheese, but the mod didn't like that and told me to...

 

[LordMaul]

go stick your uhhh, finger in a...

 

[LordMaul]

bowl of Jell-O. So then you

 

[Optimus]

test drove a Ferrarri in your underwear, and drove to...

 

[VAP0R]

a wh*re house.

 

[saxman]

There were millions of hot chicks in there. They all jumped on you and you died, but in the afterlife you....

 

[Asif]

a wart on Granny Clampetts ass, until that one fateful day when..